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Get A Load Of This Sausage Child Wiping OutThey let the young sausages participate in the sausage race in Milwaukee today. Always a dicey proposition. Check out this little fellow, who eats it right at the very start of the race:...

Chorizo Sausage Eats It During Sausage RaceA reader sends in this front-row view of the Chorizo Sausage eating it during tonight's Sausage Race at Miller Park. ...

Hey, It's 10 Years (And A Day) Since The Randall Simon Sausage EpisodeJuly 9, 2003, found first baseman Randall Simon in the middle of his first season with the Pirates, in the middle of a forgettable career that hovered just above replacement level. Well, not totally forgettable. Simon didn’t start on the night of the incident, but he did make the final out in the to...

One Of The Brewers' Racing Sausages Is Missing

Disaster in Milwaukee: Guido the Italian Sausage, pictured above to the far left, was last seen barhopping in a local suburb the weekend before last, only it's not clear who was wearing the $3,000 costume or where it went....

Sausage Race Nearly Ends In Vehicular Manslaughter

Milwaukee's annual Opening Day Beef Tube Relay Race took a hilarious, nearly tragic turn when the Italian sausage was almost run over by its police escort. When did Randall Simon become a cop? [Last Angry Fan; video via]...

Italian Sausage Beats Chorizo Sausage