@Shakεy: Well, not that I would've called anyway (wouldn't use my own cell phone or work phone), but I definitely would've tried to think up something to tell him if I did get through.
I stopped wearing black nail polish after I went pig-hunting with the high school quarterback because he called me retarded and made fun of the fact that I had the same voice as everyone else that I associate with.
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Way to aim high, Colin. Those are for the servants.
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Got through to his voicemail on the first try. Thought it would be busy. "Hi this is Colin...leeeeave a message."
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It was weird.
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That's hilarious. Did you respond?
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He said "Yello?"
and I was absolutely not expecting it.
So I said "Fuck you, cockbrain!" and hung up.
First thing that came to mind.
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When did you call?
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are you kidding me? No wonder it went straight to voicemail for me.
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At the least, I would've called him Schrutebag.
I wonder what the fallout from this will be.
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I think you forgot unresolved repressed homosexuality!
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Yeah, but who cares? They're RETARDED.
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And let me tell you something Mr. Cowherd, both are equally effective when you need to take care of business with a hooker.
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Print the article and cross out the word "fucker."
Then your kids will never know the word, cause no other kids at school taught them or anything. Nope. No way.
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I prefer to call it "the dump I take when Waxing Off is posted".
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The other 1%? From Mattoon, IL.