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New York, 11:49 AM
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    Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
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    Image of Gosukusan Gosukusan
    12/03/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    My prediction: Avery will be dumped by the Stars and team up with David Frost and his new website.


    Hilarious antics ensue!

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/03/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    that's odd, usually players become less douchey when they leave the Rangers.
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    Were these women virgins when he met them?
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    So you can get suspended from the NHL for talking trash about two B-minus celebutards, but a two handed slash and a broken ankle is only worth 10 minutes.


    /Somewhere in Russia, Valeri Kharlamov curses.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    We started the day with the C word and we shall end it with sloppy seconds. I love you guys!
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    Phaneuf fired a shot back at Avery but, like always, that shot was about 10ft off the mark.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    Isn't Canada the US's sloppy seconds?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/02/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: That still doesn't explain Anne Murray.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/02/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen:


    Nah, that's Ireland.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/02/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen:


    Tread lightly...

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    Bettman would have given Shaq 15 games for his TMZ video.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
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    Image of Beer-Fart Beer-Fart
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    There's no doubt that Avery is a douchebag, but suspending him for this seems lame. After all, when an NFL coach called Tie Domi "monkey head" there were no suspensions.


    I miss Domi's antics.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/02/08

    Why would the NHL suspend an NFL coach?
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds
    Getting banned from the league for shooting yourself in your leg = Sucks.


    Getting banned from the league for banging too many chicks and yapping about it = Sucks less.

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