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    Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
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    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    What, no Norv Turner references?
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    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    This shit has been sponsored by Sprint Mobile
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?


    Dr. Dre

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    I encountered what I'm pretty sure was a human turd sitting in front of the door to a garage in which I worked. I named it General Bruce Jackson. It retained its size and shape (but thankfully not its malicious odor) for months.
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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    10/30/08

    @Sarcastro: I just can't get my brain around how someone makes the jump from a turd at the door to General Bruce Jackson. Nonetheless, my best-laugh-of-the-week meter just went up in smoke.
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    10/30/08

    @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Try this on for size:


    I was narrating those WWII duck boat tours when this shitcident occurred. There was a lot of construction going on in town, and one area featured many piles of excavated dirt.


    Over the duck boat mic, I informed tourists that the mounds of dirt were where General Bruce Jackson defended the city from invading Confederate soldiers.


    Somewhere, there's a Brazilian nun with a warped sense of American Civil War history.

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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    Turds in paper bags, his website having a "Turd Watch" -this guy is obsessed with the Schieße.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    Why would he have done anything to reduce the chance of someone else encountering the poop? Doesn't he have a notion of the inherent hilarity when someone unexpectedly meets a turd?


    I would have taken that dump on a paper plate, sprinkled flower petals and glitter on it and left it on the sidewalk. With a card that said "I dub thee Henry II"

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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    10/30/08

    @David Hume: +1 Go get professional help.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/30/08

    @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Coincidentally, that was actually my senior thesis at Bennington College. It was deemed "Flawless."
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    Can Iracane ban the Tucker Max guy? Please?
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    Nothing like sharting your pants on the way to your new girlfriends house to meet her parents. Thank God for spare undies in the trunk and dark backroads in Connecticut.
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    10/30/08

    @BigRicks: Why the hell did you keep spare undies in your trunk?
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    10/30/08

    @theblackdog: On my way home from the 'rents, cheapest way to do laundry.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    I ehard that on the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him...was Ireland. No offense, son.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    So, Florio was working on his Masters Feces at the time, correct?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/30/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Yes, in order to get his B.M. in Journalism.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    For shame Florio. You're supposed to light it on fire and leave it on your neighbors porch.
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    Image of Baby_Seal_Clubber Baby_Seal_Clubber
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    Seriously...Tucker Max has the best shit stories ever. Guaranteed hilarity. [tuckermax.com]
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/30/08

    @Baby_Seal_Clubber: So does Penthouse forum. Hilarious and just as true!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/30/08

    @Baby_Seal_Clubber: If by shit you mean bullshit, then yes, they're certainly up there.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    For the record, I once had an empty entry(and no sources) in my apartment during offseason. So I shit in a grocery bag, stapled it shut, and tossed it at the computer. I can't wait to tell that one to my advertisers… I can still remember the sound of the staples (three of them) wedging into the old-style brown paper grocery bag.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    Are you a player/coach/broadcaster/writer/blogger who has shat somewhere you didn't intend to?


    Are we counting bidets?

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    10/30/08

    In reply to Great Moments In Sports Poop History: Mike Florio
    We all know that Brett Butler is the unquestioned king of sports poops....
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/30/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Jamie Moyer would like a word.


    ...after he's all finished in the men's room, you know.

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    Image of HochuliApology HochuliApology
    10/30/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: There's audio of George Brett telling a story about shitting his pants in Vegas that trumps all of these. [deadspin.com]
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    10/30/08

    @HochuliApology: I'm obviously an idiot and got the two Brett's confused. The poop's on me...
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