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    This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
    Wow, the Lions started their preseason early this year...
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
    +1 to the Motor City Soldiers for not going with the obvious name.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/27/09

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    @Karlifornia: If I were a pervert, I'd say that a "Ted Williams" would be a fantastic name for a sex act involving an ice cube and a blowjob.


    "Hey honey, how 'bout some icy head?"


    "You mean a Ted Williams?"

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
    Michigan should always be given as much time as it needs to score game-winning touchdowns
    Chris Webber is intrigued by this notion and would like to add his $0.02 in regards to basketball
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
    Ways in which Herm Edwards and Andy Reid could still screw this up:


    • Punt on 3rd down

    • Bring in so many relief QBs so that he would be forced to bring in his disaster QB.

    • Kneel down to get to the 7th inning stretch.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/27/09

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    Detroit: Where after you die, you may get the Ted Williams treatment, whether you asked for it or not.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/27/09

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    Inning football game ends in brawl


    The outing football game would end in a slap fight.

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    Image of LloydCarrPoolLane LloydCarrPoolLane
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
    FYI...Detroit area Semi-pro football = Parolees from Jackson State Penitentiary
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/27/09

    @LloydCarrPoolLane: FYI...Detroit area residents = Parolees from Jackson State Penitentiary


    That's a little more accurate

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/27/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Aw man, I thought it was weird when I had to mark which penitentiary I preferred on the residency form last week.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/27/09

    In reply to This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
    And yet this is still more professional of a game than it would be if Detroit were to play the Bengals in the NFL.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/27/09

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    and they then they lost the game because the gun went off


    They shouldn't have let Jayson Williams into the stadium.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/27/09

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    ...all because former Michigan quarterback Todd Collins does not understand the basic principles of clock management.


    He should have had his protégé read a book about clock management and write a report.

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