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    September: Fin.

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    Image of My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Only thing that would've made that Cowboys bathroom stall sex story more interesting is if somehow the Jumbotron had put them live for the whole stadium to see. Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.
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    09/30/09

    @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH:

    Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.

    "Now you tell me. I could've made a fortune off that tape!"

    -Magic Johnson
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    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Quick! Someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    History will group the Salisbury-Daulerio Letters with the Sylvia Plath-Ted Hughes Letters. The only distinction is Ted Hughes never photographed his penis and showed it to Seamus Heaney.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He did show it to Assia Wevill, though.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    @Silent Q: Boy, she knew her way around a kitchen.
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    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Hughes had that effect on the ladies.
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Ass, asses, titties, ass and titties, ass, asses, ass, sissy, asses, and mustache plus ass, respectively.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatro Cinco Pedro Cuatro Cinco
    09/30/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: Be careful when Buzz is around. Your mouth needs soap and water, soap and water...
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    Image of J-No J-No
    09/14/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
    But will she let him cum on her face? Because that might be worth it. Whore.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/14/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
    He gives the same advice about women as he gives about car-buying and pretty much everything else.

    "Just get a hummer."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/14/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
    "Dude, you're an NFL franchise - don't get your quarterbacks off of reality TV!"

    Barkley to Tom Coughlin, c. 2004.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
    Of course if you're a no name hack third stringer, reality TV can be very good to you.
    -Tim Hasselbeck
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
    Hammer, you're one of the best hip hop recording artists in the world; don't piss all your money away gambling.
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
    He continued, "Plus, I want to use her for drunken roadheading."
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    09/12/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident
    A DA isn't a judge, dumbass.
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    09/12/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident
    Meanwhile, t's still utterly baffling to me that Tila Tequila actually called the cops on a man who'd bound and gagged her.

    It must have been the allergic reaction she had to the alcohol.

    Already a proofreading error Fleur de Lis boy? Tsk, tsk.

    /Grammar Nazi'd
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    09/12/09

    @Beer-Fart: Nah, I just hadn't had my coffee yet. Thanks for pointing that out.
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    09/12/09

    @The Cajun Boy: I'm usually scorned for doing that, but you're welcome.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/12/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident
    there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed

    Well, of course not - if Merriman had any reasonable doubt, he never would've fucked a walking STD.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/12/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident
    I may face criminal charges for assaulting Greg Paulus in a few hours.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Out-Of-Context Quotes Make Shawne Merriman Look Pretty Guilty
    "I've been able to knock somebody out....I must have split personalities....I'm so dangerous right now I scare myself. You want a viola? You got it! You want TWO violas? You got them, too! Sexx laws - You wanna defy 'em? I wanna defy 'em! Let's go!"

    -Shawne Merriman, Vision Warrior Men's Circle, Ojai, CA
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    09/10/09

    @Silent Q: He added, "I'm a full-grown man, but I'm not afraid to cry... or inject nandralone."
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