Is there a cooler thing that could happen to a freshman soccer player than scoring a goal on your first collegiate shot from 95-yards away? Other than getting to be the kicker for the football team, of course.

That is precisely what happened to Ryan Rosenbaum, a freshman at Southern Methodist University. With SMU leading Tulsa 2-1, Rosenbaum booted the ball downfield to clear it out of the defensive zone, which ended up bouncing over the Tulsa goalie's head and into the net. The goal ultimately was the game-winner as SMU went on to win 3-2.

Not too shabby for a first shot. It reminds me of my first shot - which didn't go nearly as well. Who in the hell invented a Three Wise Men, anyway? Jerk.

Video: SMU freshman hits 95-yard soccer goal [Yahoo! (via The Sporting Blog)]

Coach Rompola is dodging direct questions about the allegations but issued this statement:

"It is regrettable that the plaintiffs in this lawsuit are attempting to try their case in the public arena through the media. I will not respond to their unfounded allegations and look forward to presenting the facts through the proper venue in court."

I'd say that's a yes. Colli says that plenty of the Lady Mustangs were saddling up to each other (coaches, too!) , but she feels that Rompola's "disapproval" of lady love in her program made it an uncomfortable situation for her. Right now, the school is waiting for its day in court and it says it has plenty of material to defend against Colli's ridiculous claims. Colli's basketball career is over thanks to SMU and now she's just going to focus on her other career — modeling.

Ex-Player alleges SMU challenged her sex life [Dallas Morning News]