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USC Song Girls Do That Thing They Do That Makes People Happy

DAULERIO — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:50:24 EDT

The lively boys at TrojanWire have cobbled together a tribute video to the world's most famous white-sweatered show ponies — with musical accompaniment by the Pixies — to celebrate the advent of Trojan season. [TrojanWire]

The USC Song Girls Will Take Your Mind Off Those Scary Brackets

Dashiell Bennett — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Your head is probably spinning right now, but I might have just the thing to bring you down to Earth—Song Girls getting the bejezzus scared out of them.

No one has yet adequately explained how this happened, but three members of everyone's favorite pep squad were paid by the E! channel to spend the night in a "haunted" hospital. I did not see this special television event, but these screen caps are positively frightening. (For the girls or for humanity, I'm not sure.) If you like watching pretty girls scream and then not get murdered by an axe wielding maniac, then I guess you're the audience for this show. Congratulations.

USC Song Girls Ain't Afraid Of No Ghost [Friends of the Program]

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I'm not going to comment on the brackets today, because bubble teams make Hulk want to smash. Instead, here is what I believe to be a tentative schedule for the week. All events subject to change or not happen at all.

Tomorrow morning: We'll have a special Deadspin branded printable bracket, as well as info about the Pants Party Pick 'Em Pool.

Tuesday/Wednesday: Publish the Preview Capsules. (If you did not hear back from me, someone else got the team you requested. Sorry.) Also, Suss builds his zombie live blog army.

~~Wednesday~~Tuesday Night: Play-In Game. (Sorry—call it what you want; that's what it is.)

Wednesday: Region-by-Region Previews, plus I will give you the picks that will win your other pools.

Thursday, High Noon: Unleash hell.

Now: Rest, my sweets. It's going to be a full week.

Rent a USC Song Girl for $150

Clay Travis — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:30:16 EDT

The only catch is that you have to fill out a request form. Of course the form requires you to answer a few pressing questions. Such as, "What do you want the Song Girls to do?" I'm sure you can manage that. In fact, there's a good chance you were thinking of what you'd like the Song Girls to do, before you knew you could get the Song Girls to do anything at all. Careful though, there's a Dr. in charge of approving your requests—Dr. Justine Gilman.

Event planning in Southern California just got a whole lot more interesting. Can you also rent the UCLA cheerleaders? If so, I've got some...ideas for them too.

Hire the USC Song Girls [USC Song Girls]
The perfect party favor: Rent a USC Song Girl [Busted Coverage]