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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Jesus, isnt hot european chick mating with multi-racial, elitist sport star the very same formula that gave us Joakim Noah?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Speaking from experience- Tiger, using a time machine to travel back through the ages so you can nail some Pangean broads seems like the answer, it's not. Frankly, without getting into details, it's way more hassle than its worth.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    A: Two dogs, a blonde and a 2nd baby.

    Q: Name 4 things that would get killed in China.
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    ClintonPortishead was starred ClintonPortishead was unstarred
    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    A fortnight ago, no one would have ever expected Tiger Woods — Tiger freaking Woods! — to ever be a SHOTY nominee. Now, the poor guy might win.

    He's peaking at just the right time.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Now, the poor guy might win.

    I dunno, Will. I think Tiger is just the sexty choice of the moment.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Is it fair to say he gave the rest of the SHOTY nominees a .... Tiger Uppercut?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Does anyone else get the sense from that first picture that Tiger is totally flirting with the photographer?

    "Oh, I'll open your aperture, baby, and there ain't no f-stop with me."
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    Image of JoeyPorterAle JoeyPorterAle
    12/11/09

    @AzureTexan: Maybe he led with thehe's gonna foke-us joke.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment JoeyPorterAle was starred JoeyPorterAle was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/11/09

    @JoeyPorterAle: . . . not to mention the whole "zoom lens" thing.
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    Image of TheKobeSpecial TheKobeSpecial
    12/11/09

    @AzureTexan: We all know the photographer flashed him at some point.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment TheKobeSpecial was starred TheKobeSpecial was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/11/09

    @TheKobeSpecial: Tiger brings his own tripod, so the lady photogs love'm.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/11/09

    @AzureTexan:

    In the second picture, it looks like he's trying seduce the dog. The dude is out of control!
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Making a late charge at SHOTDecade, too, but that would be beating a dead horse.

    /ducks*

    * Oh deer.
     Reply
    Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    "Might" win?
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    Image of Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP
    12/11/09

    @Rasselas:

    I don't mean to call out a starred commenter....but you got beat by four minutes here.
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    12/11/09

    @Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Damn work computer IE.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    [whispers] If you ever pull a stunt like your father's, I'll make your life so miserable you'll wish you got his pigment gene.
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    Edited by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac at 12/11/09 12:33 PM dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Now that I look at his eyes in that picture on the left, I feel like I can read his mind.

    "This is nice, but that threeway I had with those two porn stars a couple nights ago fucking ruled."
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    A fortnight ago, no one would have ever expected Tiger Woods — Tiger freaking Woods! — to ever be a human.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Short-sleeved white sweaters will forever be known as "husband-beaters."
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    12/11/09

    @DirkToberFest: That is fitting since I have always considered the sweater vest a sign of a beaten / defeated husband.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/11/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Tiger Woods
    Wow, Tiger banged some real dogs.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/11/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: I don't think anyone's ever spent 2 years at Stanford without doing that.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/10/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Sean Salisbury
    I'd watch out Sean. "Gawker has a championsip defense" said legal expert Jeffrey Toobin "when you go into a courtroom with them, you better pack a lunch- they will come hard right out of the gate and they will hit you right in the mouth."
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