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    Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    LaRoche then added, "Man, I'm so pissed right now, I could...ooh look, a bird."
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    So does that mean he has soul? Or is soul mutually exclusive with soldier? AND IS HE HUMAN OR DANCER??????


    Damn you, Killers, and your mind-scrambling pop tunes!!!!

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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    If you're friends with P.

    Well, then you're friends with me.

    If you're down with P.

    Well, then you're down with me.

    Friends of P.

    Friends of P.

    Friends of P.


    - The Rentals

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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    Adam Laroche: field captain for The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    "We don't care about nobody except this P" was also the team motto of the 1993 Dallas Cowboys.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    It's kind of like being with your platoon in a battle, and guys keep dropping around you.


    That's what happens when you sign up for the baseball equivalent of Gen. Custer's platoon.

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    06/05/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Jeff Garcia also noted that the same thing happens at highway rest stops on the I-4.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    I hope he is talking about a paint ball battle.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    Interestingly, "We Don't Care About Nobody Except For

    This Pee" is the motto for the National Urine Hoarders Association.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/05/09

    In reply to Adam LaRoche Is A F&*#ing Soldier
    Probably a smart move. A pirate metaphor would have sounded really, really gay.
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