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    Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
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    Image of Shake Shake
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    I used to wonder why a guy with so much sports media presence stays in KC rather than cashing in somewhere like NY. I then remembered a little product called KC Masterpiece...
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    07/07/09

    @Shake: Actually Gates barbecue or Arthur Bryant's. No one eats KC Masterpiece here.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    "Roger Federer would be reduced to shagging her balls."


    is that another way of saying she'd dip her big, hairy balls in his open mouth? i thought that was called "teabagging"

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    God forbid you include any of the actual insightful tennis/sports related comments that that article generated. It's way easier to make the Jezebels are all man-hating feminizi bonerkillers, isn't it?
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    07/07/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Girls, girls, we can't stand Whitlock either, let our forces unite.


    Although the Feminizi Bonerkillers would make a kick-ass band name.

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    07/07/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I believe it's already taken.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    And when she's in shape, she's every bit as sexy as Beyonce



    Lemme lemme upgrade ya, upgrade ya!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    I haven't been this disappointed in an obese man's behavior since Louie Anderson quit hosting Family Feud.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Jason Whitlock talking about personal health is like receiving tips on romantic sex from Jeffrey Dahmer.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    I'm going to write a column about how Whitlock has wasted his talent, due to the mini-strokes his morbid obesity has caused.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Seriously, if your pumpkin is oozing you might want to get it checked out.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Nothing like stirring up the hornet's nest that is Jezebel. Of course when the hornets are wearing $500 shoes and own prada clothes, its hard to be scared or intimidated


    //knows nothing about fashion or Jezebel really

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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Oh, come on. Like it's not super fun to get the Jezzie's all riles up. It's like jangling keys in front of a baby, it's too easy.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/07/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: OH MY GOD, How dare you cast your heteronormative, phallocentric male gaze on us strong, bold, beautiful women of Jezebel and infantilize us by reducing us to babies who can be distracted with shiny obje...


    OMG, the Tiffany heart tag pendant! NOM NOM NOM!

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    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Jezebel's be angry y'all.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    "I'd rather eat, half-ass my way through bullshit columns and complain I'm not getting the respect my overrated fat-ass demands...[S]eriously, how else can I fill out my size 10XXXXL underwear without grazing at the Sizzler All-You-Can-Eat Salad Bar between my eight meals per day?"
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Serena's junk reminds me of Bubba Paris' gut.
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    Image of AndyReidsFatCamp AndyReidsFatCamp
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    Everyone knows Rosa Parks had pancake butt.
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    07/07/09

    @AndyReidsFatCamp: Probably from all that sitting down.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/07/09

    In reply to Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
    I suspect he has a very tiny penis


    Whitlock can't respond to you one way or the other; he hasn't seen it in 20 years.

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