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Cranky Writer Says "Best Super Bowl Ever" Proclamations Are Silly
New York, 5:25 AM
Wed Dec 2
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It's the same premise that keeps political pundits and talking heads employed at CNN, etc.
He knew exactly what he was doing when he wrote this, and he probably doesn't believe in a word of it. It's schlock.
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"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
-Skip Bayless, Woody Paige and Jay Mariotti.
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/puts Bill Plaschke on mute
/awards four points with that "plinking" sound
/scribbles on Woody Paige's blackboard
/shoots self in temple
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So you're saying the fact that both teams didn't play 60 minutes degraded the quality of the game to you? Psh, please. Making reasonable arguments before the hangover has worn off is so not acceptable to sports fans.
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a. He numbers his explanation for the list of 5 as number 1.
b. He then uses letters to illustrate his point.
2. He switches from letters to numbers midway through his list.
4. He writes for fannation.
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at the end of the regular season, when you've finally played out your full schedule and your ACTUAL SCHEDULE STRENGTH BASED ON THE CURRENT SEASON IS READILY AVAILABLE AND APPARENT TO ALL - isn't it stupid to continually bring up what your PRESEASON schedule stregth (based on the results of the PREVIOUS FUCKING SEASON) was?
i'll answer that for you: yes.
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@Rock You Like An Iracane: say hi to my shirts? do you want to try that again?
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Just ignore him. The Deadspin editors get grant money from a federal special education project by allowing him to comment.
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Noun
1. a long exciting book, poem, or film, usually telling of heroic deeds
2. a long narrative poem telling of the deeds of a legendary hero
Yep, I think he is right.
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Because only getting a facefull of freshies in sick stashes after it's been puking dank pow all night can be considered epic.
Brah.
/makes gangster-y pose with snowboard, brushes greasy bangs out of eyes.
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/makes gangster-y pose with copy of the New Yorker, brushes boyish bangs out of eyes.
//Leitch'd
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/I'm not sure when I transformed from being an obnoxious little ski bastard, myself, to a cantankerous old shit, but my goddamn sciatica, and would it kill them to sell some metamucil in the base lodge?
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That was spot-on. I ride the lifts with those little weasels every weekend.
- Former hot dog, current grumpy bastard, future AARP member.
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He's right. If the 2008 Cardinals were playing the 70s Steelers they would have won by four touchdowns.