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Carter Gaddis' New Blog Is Off To A Rousing Start

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Eamus Catuli
03/17/09

In reply to Carter Gaddis' New Blog Is Off To A Rousing Start
Odd news. Just found out my ex (who I had dated for 5 years) is engaged. We've been broken up for little over a year. I'd like to say I am happy for her. It's just all... weird. It'd help if her now fiance wasn't what appears by all accounts to be an alcoholic.
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Katni
03/17/09

@Eamus Catuli: Wow. That's rough. Sorry to hear it....unless, I'm not?? Really though, hope you're ok.
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Eamus Catuli: I have three married exes. It sucks, but remember, there are good reasons why you guys broke up.

And easy on alcoholics.
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Katni
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Represent!
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Eamus Catuli
03/17/09

@Katni: I'm alright. I was the one who ended things, b/c I didn't see us ever getting to that point. Which is why its weird that I feel weird about it in the first place. I guess that's the sort of thing that will always be odd on some level though.

I do realize there are much better fishies in the sea. She was how shall I say this gently... had a pension for being boring, moody, and untrustworthy. Hence.. breakup.
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Eamus Catuli
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: My first HS girlfriend is married already too. Maybe i'm like Good Luck Chuck? Oh god. Oh god no. I'm not dane cook, I'm not dane cook, I'm not dane cook, I'm not dane cook...
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Katni
03/17/09

@Eamus Catuli: Ok, I'm sorry to laugh at your quasi-misfortune, but that's fantastic. She sounds like a lovely girl!
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Eamus Catuli: NOOOOOOOOOOO. I will say you are not Dane Cook along with you.
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Eamus Catuli
03/17/09

@Katni: We always had SO MUCH FUN! haha, yeah feel free to laugh. I'm laughing myself about the fact that just two months ago she wrote me this long email about how she often thinks about how different things would be if we never broke up. OOPS!

I either meet a beautiful girl with a semi personality (this one)
or a 5 or 6 on the hotness scale with a great personality but some sort of physical trait that drives me crazy in the beginning.

shallow? maybe. I just need to go all Weird Science and create a girl from scratch.
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Katni
03/17/09

@Eamus Catuli: It's like I'm reading the KSK mailbag...
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Katni: @Saberhagendaaz:

Wrong. NOW it is like you are reading the KSK mailbag. Sorry.
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Eamus Catuli
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: @Katni: Did I mention she has herpes and wouldn't let me try anal? WHAT DO I DO!!!!(just trying to complete the picture)
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Katni
03/17/09

@Eamus Catuli: I don't buy it unless you also tell me you're a virgin.
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Katni
03/17/09

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Is it post to see time??
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Katni
03/17/09

@Katni: Yes. Yes it is.
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Katni
03/17/09

@Katni: And, still??
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Katni: Nope. You're just the only one here...

How's things -- you catch up on your sleep? Your friend still alive?
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Katni
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Ha! No I didn't, and yes she is, as far as I know. But the night is young! You? Sounds like you were having quite the evening!
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Katni: I'm still tired and maybe residually hungover.

Oh, by the way, my, umm, roommate logged took advantage of an open gmail on my part, and may have sent you a message or two. yeah, it was the roommate!
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Katni
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Ah yes! "The roommate"! I hate when that happens! For instance, MY roommate somehow manages to drink all the whiskey in the house, even when he's not here! Amazing!
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Katni: On further review, my "roommate" didn't say anything actually bad, so my roommate beats your whiskey guzzling roommate...

Speaking of your roommate, I liked your tumblr about things you do when your roommate is on a boat. However, this passage was a little confusing to my dirty mind:

-Let dog onto couch

-Resist temptation to take his/her crotch rocket out for a spin

Ummm?
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Katni
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Oh, yeah. Well. The "his/her" business obviously referred to the roommate, not the dog. Or maybe not so obviously. Point being, there's a 600 sitting in my driveway unattended, and I know where the keys are. This could end badly.
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Fuck, somebody told me how to do the quote thing but I forget now. Can you help me out?

We need the damn preview button back
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Shakey: (BLOCKQUOTE)Blah blah blah(/BLOCKQUOTE). Replace the parenthesis with .

Did you ever hear back from the WECT people?
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: No, no emails returned. Shall I try it again?

Thank you!

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Katni
03/17/09

@Shakey: @Saberhagendaaz: Nerrrds......
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Shakey: I usually follow up once with contacts like that, but it's completely up to you. There's little chance you'll end up working there (from your wants as much as theirs), but if you think they can give you any good advice, it might be worth it.

By emailing them initially, you justified me getting in touch with them, so it's all up to you from here out.

Sorry to hear they haven't gotten back to you.
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Katni: Careful, you're getting dangerously close to my roommate drunkedly email emoting to you...
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Katni
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: On a Monday even! Your roommate has issues....
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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Katni: Yes, yes he does.

On that note, goodnight DUAN. Be good.
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Katni
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Night!
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Oh, it's fine. No worries, mate.

And I too, will call it a night. Toodles!
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Shakey
03/17/09

In reply to Carter Gaddis' New Blog Is Off To A Rousing Start
Oh yes, remember to sign up for Phil Mickelson Man Tit's DUAN pick'em pool guys.

I would like to increase the odds of me not coming in last.

ID: 92644

PW: suckitbillypacker
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Katni
03/17/09

@Shakey: Done and done. I got super frustrated and then started getting my various brackets mixed up, so it's possible that I picked Robert Morris to take it all.
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Katni: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still beat Kige Ramsey.

And probably me.
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TheOnlyNetsFan
03/17/09

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Happy St. Patty's Day all. Just celebrated my 21st tonight and tomorrow should be a good follow up, followed by Wednesday at the Knicks/Nets, and Thursday's tournament games at the bar, and Fridays Nets/Heat game in NJ, and Saturday's Ranger game at the Garden. Who needs Cancun for spring break? God Bless America. Anyone heading to NYC tomorrow for the festivities?
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Peter Cavan
03/17/09

@TheOnlyNetsFan: I'll be at work in the city. Does that count?
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TheOnlyNetsFan
03/17/09

@Peter Cavan: Last summer I did a job interview on St. Patty's Day. It's not a fun day to walk around in a suit while there's thousands of assholes getting drunk. But I'd say it counts, sure.
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Peter Cavan
03/17/09

@TheOnlyNetsFan: I used to live on 1st Ave on the Upper East Side, near all the bars where the off-duty cops and parade-goers wind up after the parade. Seeing the shit-show that results from 12 hours of drinking on my street turned me off St. Patrick's Day partying for good.

Also, I'm 35 and I've outgrown that sort of thing. But you, you should go out and live it up.
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TheOnlyNetsFan
03/17/09

@Peter Cavan: I'll be the asshole walking in the street who is acting like he's never had a drink before. Shouldn't be hard to find tomorrow, right?
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Peter Cavan
03/17/09

@TheOnlyNetsFan: You will be in good company.

I'm out. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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Business_Socks
03/17/09

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Sportscenter just called the NFL Union the strongest union in sports. How is that possible? The MLB Union has to be the strongest right?
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mikedrawcar
03/17/09

@Business_Socks: easily. NFLPA doesn't really do much- which is part of what's made the NFL successful.
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Roto_Tudor
03/17/09

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ok, night younguns.
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Roto_Tudor: Good night.
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Shakey
03/17/09

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Excellent News DUAN. Odds are my roommate is breaking up with poop in shoe girl tonight.

HOORAY!
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K-Gun
03/17/09

@Shakey: *raises a poop filled shoe to the rafters*
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Shakey
03/17/09

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: There is only one photo that is relevant in this situation.

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Saberhagendaaz
03/17/09

@Shakey: Wait, so you're saying you're still going to be pooping in her shoes when she comes over for booty calls for the next 6+ years?
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Shakey
03/17/09

@Saberhagendaaz: Pfft. Who plans ahead? Maybe I'll let some future half black roommate figure out how to rectify the situation down the road.
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mikedrawcar
03/16/09

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Best band to listen to while invading....

Poland/Russia, early 1940s: Sabaton

Jerusalem in the Crusades (pick any): Hammerfall

The final level of Zelda: Dragonforce

Another ship in the Renaissance: Alestorm

Sleepy Hollow as the headless horseman in the 19th century: Kamelot
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UkraineNotWeak
03/16/09

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Night all
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Shakey
03/16/09

@UkraineNotWeak: Good night good sir.
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K-Gun
03/16/09

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If any of the Rookies are still around, check your email, I fired out a PSU preview.

SPOILER ALERT: We're in the NIT.
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Shakey
03/16/09

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: Thanks Bro. I'll alert the masses.
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Night Man
03/16/09

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jesus christ... duck it???

suck it whores!!!!!!!!!!111

Fuck. Compliment rescinded?
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HoustonNuttsPhoneBill
03/16/09

@Night Man: what say you??????????????????????????
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K-Gun
03/16/09

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Lay off him, he fears Day Man (ah ah AH) and his friendship for everyone
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Shakey
03/16/09

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: You can't forget his mastery of Karate.
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Katni
03/16/09

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I'm back. Went to the shittiest (quietest) bar in the neighborhood, completed my money bracket, and my "fuck it" bracket. Which, knowing my luck, should be swapped.
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Business_Socks
03/16/09

@Katni: All my brackets are 'fuck it' brackets. But brackets are sort of like sex, you don't have to be any good at it for it to be fun.
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Katni
03/16/09

@Business_Socks: Exactly. Bad day fishing, good day working, etc.

/Texas upbringing coming out
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Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
03/16/09

@Katni: Didn't your trip start as exercise?
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Peter Cavan
03/16/09

@Katni: I just tweaked mine. I may look at it again before Thursday but I doubt it. I think I'm done.
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Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon
03/16/09

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Ignore that. I blame the pain meds.
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Katni
03/16/09

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: No, it started as getting the fuck out of the house. We all knew it would end at the bar with 5 pieces of paper in front of me and a look of utter confusion on my face.
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Blast it, Biggs
03/16/09

@Katni: Here's a +1 for that Pixies reference I just read in another thread.
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Katni
03/16/09

@blastitbiggs: Gracias!
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ClintonPortishead
03/16/09

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Redskins re-sign Shann Suisham, the worst fucking kicker in the NFL. I fucking hate Suisham. They better at least bring in an overpriced veteran to compete for it in camp.
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Pete Gaines
03/16/09

@ClintonPortishead: Of all the fucking retarded-ass signings the Redskins have made over the past 10 years, you're worried about the kicker?
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ClintonPortishead
03/16/09

@Pete Gaines: I could give a shit about the last ten years, I care about this year. Say what you will about their signings, but they've improved the team this offseason. I don't want the progression of the team to get screwed over by Suisham's shakey leg.
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Krazee_Eyez_Killa
03/16/09

@ClintonPortishead:

Hey DUAN. What is the general fan opinion in washington of Campbell? He seems like one of those players thats above average with some upside that would be somewhat polarizing to a fanbase.
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ClintonPortishead
03/16/09

@Krazee_Eyez_Killa: The more reasonable among us are still in his camp. He's showed progression, gotten more accurate, and is just now not having to learn a new offense. He wasn't the problem last year, but he didn't carry us to the playoffs either. He has to produce this season or the team will probably look elsewhere.

The less reasonable among us were shouting to put Colt Brennan in during the second half of the opening night loss to the Giants.
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
03/16/09

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So I like the Whitest Kids U Know but it sounds like Miss March is actually the worst movie ever ranking on Metacritic somewhere between The Hottie and the Nottie and Superbabies 2
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mikedrawcar
03/16/09

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: nice pick on the Alestorm, btw.
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
03/16/09

@mikedrawcar: Their whole album is so silly. And I hope it is suppose to be silly.
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mikedrawcar
03/16/09

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: oh, I'm sure- there are plenty like them. Last year I actually started a list of bands to listen to while invading certain countries.

I'd be happy to share it.
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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
03/16/09

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DAMMIT TILDE
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