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    Image of Brett Benedict Brett Benedict
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Sent this e-mail because there is no way I could understand how to register on your site.
    I am 50 years old

    /fixed
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    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface promoted this comment Edited by Brett Benedict at 11/13/09 4:06 PM Brett Benedict was starred Brett Benedict was unstarred
    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Hey, how you doin'?

    Just ran across your piece of shit website.

    Dude is an assassin when it comes to switching gears. #texasrangers
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    Image of Delonte, Interrupted Delonte, Interrupted
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Oh whatever, Texas Rangers. I'm sure somewhere along the line I saw a picture of Andruw Jones near the phrase "baseball player," so who's really guilty of libel here? #texasrangers
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    P. Escobar, Jets Fan promoted this comment Delonte, Interrupted was starred Delonte, Interrupted was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Dear Deadspin:

    What is irony, and if it's so important, why haven't I heard of it before?

    P.S. Please do not be ironical when answering, as I will not understand it.

    Sincerely,
    lots of people #texasrangers
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    What if this entire ruse has been orchestrated by Pat Murphy, and we are merely his marionettes, dancing on a string for his amusement? First we hate him, then we love him- "dance, dance!" he cries out in joy from his Southwestern manse- Well, I say NO MORE Pat Murphy, your sick games ends now! #texasrangers
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    If he doesn't want everyone assuming they're whores, they should stop playing that Springsteen song with the line "This cunt's for hire..." in between innings.
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    Edited by P. Escobar, Jets Fan at 11/13/09 3:24 PM P. Escobar, Jets Fan was starred P. Escobar, Jets Fan was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Sent this e-mail because there is no way I would register on your site
    I am 50 years old, a life time steeler fan. Born in Jersey Shore, PA

    Watch out, AJ, apparently Diamond Dallas Page is after you! #texasrangers
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/13/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 Diamond Cutter #texasrangers
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    11/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Self High +5 #texasrangers
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    Image of karelj karelj
    11/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: BAM!!!! #texasrangers
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores

    Just ran across your piece of shit website.

    Funny, I sent the same email to the editors of Cat Fancy and all they sent me back was this picture: #texasrangers
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Jersey Shore, PA? Was the mayor of this town taking a diarrhea-laden dump when the governor was handing out town names? #texasrangers
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/13/09

    @Civil Negligence: I'm convinced they called it that just to scare the shit out of you while you're drunk-driving your way home from Penn State. #texasrangers
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    So... which Ed are you from To Catch a Predator? #texasrangers
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    Image of Ron Dayne's strict diet Ron Dayne's strict diet
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Sex-shooters is more like it, amirite?

    /bedded one and didn't have to pay #texasrangers
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/13/09

    @Ron Dayne's strict diet: Someone give this man a high five! He's practically begging for one! #texasrangers
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Well, you can always try running that satirical Campari ad about Jerry Falwell. #texasrangers
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Would you pay money for my book, How to Succeed at Negotiating? If so, how much?

    -Ed #texasrangers
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/13/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

    Ted: Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

    Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. #texasrangers
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    What is the ratio of hate emails-to-posts at DS? Do you guys keep statistics? Barry seems to catch a lot of shit for 3 nights and one Sunday of work a week. #texasrangers
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Nothing compared to Isiah on the same schedule. #texasrangers
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I'm sure Craggs has a higher HEPP (Hate Emails Per Post) rating than Barry.

    Although, AJ's posting is approaching almost nothing, so his HEPP is getting close to + ∞ #texasrangers
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/13/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: I have a mental image of Dash at the computer, checking the gmail and yelling, "Ha, Craggs you faggot, you got another one! Chalk it up, three more and you're paying for lunch tomorrow!"
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    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 11/13/09 3:22 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Barry,

    Since you clearly are a follower, I have an ultimatum for you. If you don't share David Duke's e-mail address with us, I will stop my cocaine habit and subsequently never stay up late and read your posts. It's your call.

    -DirkToberFest #texasrangers
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