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    Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior

    You Could Be The Next Johnny Utah, Brah
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    u-turn on Woody Hayes Drive


    Jim Tressel hates metaphors.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    What I find utterly fascinating about this story is that nowhere does it say Sylvester was drunk. Apparently he's just a really, really shitty driver.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    More importantly, he stole my last name. If you're gonna represent the family, at least hit the cop or make a pass on his wife or something, we have a reputation to uphold.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    He should have been arrested after SemiPro, he stole my $10
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    ...and was shot in the butt with a .22 rifle during a Labor Day party in 2002.


    You could say he got what he deserved as it was business as usual just like any party hosted by Bobby Knight.

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    "Yeah, but did he run over any pedestrians? Wuss."


    --Tommy Vercetti

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    Police said Sylvester also ran a red light and drove recklessly on a sidewalk before stopping.


    A man's gotta do whatever it takes to win...


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    Image of Mr. Pennsylvania Mr. Pennsylvania
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    Hawk and Animal do not approve of this Road Warrior
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/15/09

    @Mr. Pennsylvania: "Your face looks like it was set on fire, and someone put it out...WITH AN AXE! You're acting like a couple of women, but that's all right...CAUSE WE HIT WOMEN!!"
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/15/09

    @Mr. Pennsylvania: Oh, what a rush it must have been to drive like that though.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    That's the lamest arrest of all time. Good thing they didn't find out about his devious habit of ripping the tags off of mattresses!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    According to the police report, upon apprehension, the first words out of Sylvester's mouth were "Sufferin' succotash!"
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/15/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm glad he finally took his family's advice and went to a speech therapist.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/15/09

    In reply to Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
    This makes no sense so there's a fan with a pancake on his head.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/15/09

    @Artie Fufkin: +1
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/15/09

    @Artie Fufkin: Mock Brutus at your own risk. Say what you want about O'Brien though.
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