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I've had this same black leather bag from Dell that my laptop goes in since I went to college. I think my dad gave it to me.
Today, I figured out that this compartment on the back of it opens
all the way and has two big pockets to stick papers and shit in. It's
really cool and it's like I have a new laptop bag. It made my day. Kind
of like the time in my freshman year when I was having sex with my
girlfriend and I figured out I could stick it in her ass and she didn't
mind.
I later found out that she was a total whore before dating me, so
hopefully my black laptop bag doesn't fall apart or something tomorrow.
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• NBA: Nowitski...goooood!
• College football: Rutgers caps off memorable season with win in bowl game that will never have the Dixie Chicks sing the national anthem.
• NHL: Let's go Flyers! Nen-nen-nenen-nen.
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