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Christine Brennan Offers Underminey Advice To Erin AndrewsSays the USA Today columnist: "I also would suggest to her ... that she rely on her talent and brains and not succumb to the lowest common denominator in sports media by playing to the frat house." [Big Lead]...

How Andrei Kirilenko Is Spending His Summer VacationThere's so much absurdity in this little tableau that the fact Andrei Kirilenko is on a jet ski is probably the most normal thing about it....