This email is from the Texas Rangers Baseball Club legal department. It has come to our attention that you recently sang about the Six Shooters in which you suggested that the lady was a tramp. We would like to set the record straight that these fine young women do not get too hungry for dinner at eight.
We hereby demand that you promptly cease singing that song about our family-friendly group. Failure to do so may result in legal action. Please let me know if you have questions. Thank you.
Couldn't be McCarver - this person uttered three sentences without mentioning lead-off hitters getting on base increase your chances of scoring #timmccarver
Tim McCarver remembers the days when they were just the Ying Twins, and would like to spend the next 20 minutes relating this to why Derek Jeter is the most underrated player in baseball history. #timmccarver
@Hit Bull Win Steak: I just want the digits of the redhead in the second row. Maybe I should ask the the guy next to her who's livebloging the game from his Blackberry?
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This email is from the Texas Rangers Baseball Club legal department. It has come to our attention that you recently sang about the Six Shooters in which you suggested that the lady was a tramp. We would like to set the record straight that these fine young women do not get too hungry for dinner at eight.
We hereby demand that you promptly cease singing that song about our family-friendly group. Failure to do so may result in legal action. Please let me know if you have questions. Thank you.
Legal Person
The Texas Rangers #timmccarver
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09/21/09
Because I'd totally buy this album if it was.
09/20/09
Maybe so, but his How The Minotaur Stole Solstice is still my favorite holiday special.
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Although its probably delayed enough so that they could have shown it if it was a good throw.