This email is from the Texas Rangers Baseball Club legal department. It has come to our attention that you recently sang about the Six Shooters in which you suggested that the lady was a tramp. We would like to set the record straight that these fine young women do not get too hungry for dinner at eight.
We hereby demand that you promptly cease singing that song about our family-friendly group. Failure to do so may result in legal action. Please let me know if you have questions. Thank you.
Couldn't be McCarver - this person uttered three sentences without mentioning lead-off hitters getting on base increase your chances of scoring #timmccarver
Tim McCarver remembers the days when they were just the Ying Twins, and would like to spend the next 20 minutes relating this to why Derek Jeter is the most underrated player in baseball history. #timmccarver
Maybe then kids will again become accustomed to wooden bats at an early age. Then the pros won't need to have special bats made to be as light as possible to more closely mimick the feel of an aluminum bat and we won't see bat spears flying around the diamond anymore as the light bats shatter into pieces. #aluminumbats
11/19/09
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That's the second creepiest Mitt I've ever seen
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11/13/09
This email is from the Texas Rangers Baseball Club legal department. It has come to our attention that you recently sang about the Six Shooters in which you suggested that the lady was a tramp. We would like to set the record straight that these fine young women do not get too hungry for dinner at eight.
We hereby demand that you promptly cease singing that song about our family-friendly group. Failure to do so may result in legal action. Please let me know if you have questions. Thank you.
Legal Person
The Texas Rangers #timmccarver
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