<![CDATA[Deadspin: tonight]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: tonight]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/tonight http://deadspin.com/tag/tonight <![CDATA[To Watch Tonight]]> What to watch while preparing for the NFL Draft ...
&#8226; NBA: Western Conference quarterfinals, Game 2, Dallas at New Orleans (7 p.m., ET), Western Conference quarterfinals, Game 2, Phoenix at San Antonio (9:30 p.m., ET). The Southwest Shall Rule Again. [TNT]
&#8226; NHL: Western Conference quarterfinals, Game 7, Calgary at San Jose (10 p.m., ET). Wasn't Calgary just supposed to be a warmup for San Jose? [Versus]
&#8226; MLB: Yankees at White Sox (8:11 p.m., ET). No candy for you! [Yes Network] [Comcast]

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&#8226; Boxing: Roy Jones Jr. vs. Felix "Tito" Trinidad for none of the marbels. Who wouldn't pay to watch two guys who haven't been worth watching for the better part of a decade? This guy (/gestures towards self with thumbs)! [PPV]

&#8226; Soccer: US Men's National Team vs. Sweden in an international friendly. Will we conquer the Swedes and mate with their giant women? Some might say no Deuce, no dice, but I see another win for Jesus's preferred nation and a goal for Jozy. [FSC]

&#8226; College Basketball: Kentucky at Florida. If Billy Gilispie doesn't pick up some more signature quality wins the torch bearing mobs will be out in full force. I always new that introducing Kentuckians to fire was a bad idea, but nobody listened. [ESPN]

&#8226; College Football: East/West Shrine Game. Rivalries run deep in this age old battle. It's just like the Civil War, only vertical. I'm just glad it's not another fucking bowl game. [ESPN2]

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&#8226; MLB: Chicago White Sox at New York Yankees. Let the Wilson Betemit Era begin. [WGN]
&#8226; MLB: New York Mets at Milwaukee [ESPN]; San Francisco at Los Angeles Dodgers. For the pleasure of booing Barry Bonds from the left field bleachers, that will be $350, please. [ESPN2]
&#8226; Boxing: Featherweights, Leon "Pretty In Pink" Bobo vs. Antonio "Pees Sitting Down" Davis, at Augusta, Ga. [ESPN2]

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· Tigers at Athletics. Detroit's Sean Douglass, pride of the Toledo Mud Hens, tries to go 4-0.
· Weetabix Cereal Women's British Open. Servings per container: 1. Calories: 0.
· Pugilism: Lubwana vs. Tony in light-heavyweight death match. (Actually, the slightest scratch would stop the whole thing).

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· Mets at Astros. Houston fans give a warm welcome to former Astro Carlos Beltran, who ... hey! Who threw that brick?
· Soccer or football? Winner of D.C. United vs. Chelsea gets to name it once and for all.
· How Nick Watney got his groove back: The PGA Buick Open is now available for your perusal.

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· Hey, maybe the Padres will make Phil Nevin catch again! That would be funny.
· What are we going to do tonight? I have six words for you my friend: Frontier League Baseball All-Star Game.
· Now that the dancing show is over, perhaps it's time to get caught up on your Cubs baseball.

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Twins at Yankees: N.Y. needs to finish ahead of Red Sox, if for no other reason than to stop a Fever Pitch sequel
Boxing: Ren Gonz lez vs. Samuel Hern ndez. Bantamweights — they're so cute at that age.
WNBA: LA Sparks vs. Phoenix Mercury. Feel the heat? Um, feel it?

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· Giants at Cubs. Dusty Baker sure glad he left that sinking ship.
· Lincoln Financial Battle of The Bridges Golf Tournament. Or, Battle at the Bridges (ESPN describes it both ways). Anyway, Tiger Woods is on one of the bridges, apparently.
· Entertainers Classic in Rucker Park. NBA and playground players meet for no apparent reason.

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Dodgers at Mets. Jeff Weaver vs. Victor Zambrano for all the marb ... for, ah, third place in their respective divisions.
PGA U.S. Bank Championships: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood Sir, and I never slice. ... Damn!"
Foot Fetish: NE Revolution at Club Deportino Chivas USA.

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Yankees at Rangers. If Steinbrenner acts quickly, Griffey could be on a plane for this one.
From France, the LPGA Evian Masters. Whoa, Lance Armstrong playing through!
Washington D.C. United at Kansas City Wizards. May be blacked out in the Kansas City area if the game is not a sellout. Ha! Man, we crack ourselves up sometimes.

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Cardinals at Giants. Scenic panorama includes San Francisco Bay and the lovely BALCO Laboratories.
PBA's Motel 6 Roll to Riches. What, you were expecting the Waldorf Astoria?
Woman, I told you not to bother me during the PGA John Deere Classic!

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· Indians at Yankees. This series is your last chance to see Derek Jeter until after the All-Star break. Poor dope.
· ESPN Bowling Night. Yes, you're watching bowling on television. How sad is that?
· PGA John Deere Classic. On second thought, what channel was bowling on again?

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· Cubs at Braves. Everyone expecting to play tonight take a step forward. Not so fast, Derek Lee.
· WNBA All-Star Game: Courtside celebrities to include Jim Belushi, Frank Stallone.
· Goooooooooo Gold Cup: Colombia vs. Panama at the Orange Bowl aaaaaaaaaallllllllll!

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· Mets at Nationals: Not our idea of a good time, but you go ahead and knock yourself out.
· ESPN Chronicles: Bobby Knight. Parental Discretion Advised.
· WNBA: Phoenix and San Antonio actually move around and set some picks.

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· Operation Desert Snore: Giants at Diamondbacks.
· Golf: Ask your doctor if the Cialis Western Open is right for you.
· Trey Bien! WNBA Sacramento Monarchs at New York Liberty.

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· Yankees at Orioles. Torre gets by-the-hour rate at Hyatt Regency Baltimore.
· Wimbledon not-so-live: How come no one ever calls each other "dawg" in tennis?
· ESPN Classic: 1984 San Francisco 49ers. Come with us now to a time when 49ers were good and Dwight Clark was smart.

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· David Stern Presents the NBA Draft. Couldn't Billy Crystal host it just once?
· Yankees at Orioles: Joe Torre funeral procession swings through Maryland.
· Wimbledon Highlights. You know you want them.

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· Indians at Red Sox: Antidote to all the bad baseball we've been watching.
· Braves at Marlins · Night Court: Wimbledon recap. No John Larroquette.

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· Wimbledon, Day 5: Federer and Roddick try to liven up this dying party.
· It's a small world after all: LA Dodgers vs. LA Angels at an undisclosed location near Disneyland.
· Subway Series: Wouldn't this be the worst time ever for a newspaper strike?

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· Game 7, Pistons at Spurs: Let's see who the media can blame this time.
· College World Series, Double-Elimination Round: Florida vs. ASU. Loser gets to leave Nebraska!
· U.S. Open Women's Golf Championship. Or, as they call it now, Prelude to the Annika Sorenstam Award Ceremony.

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