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By Christmas Ape

Comment by Skillet: YES, no more » | Other threads

  • Prolonged Endings

    Some Reports Suggest That The Romo/Simpson Unholy Union Still Lingers

    After all of the confidential sources proclaimed last week that, yes, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may have possibly ended their shameless romantic relationship for the betterment of all mankind, it appears that there was a temporary reunion for the sake of Ashlee Simpson's shotgun wedding to the emo kid: More »
    05/19/08
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Perroneous: Based on that picture, I wonder who should really be wearing the pink Romo jersey. I fucking hate Tony "H"... more » | Other threads

  • dimly lit duan!

    Our Long National Nightmare Might Really Be Over

    Although there have been rumors circulating for the last couple days via every gossip blog on the planet, there was still no real confirmation as to whether or not Cowboys' singing sensation Tony Romo and his personal ample-breasted quarterback Jessica Simpson had called it quits. More »
    05/14/08
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by kurt9988: She's full ... next... more » | Other threads

  • it's a hard knock duan

    HBO: Jessica Simpson Will Not Retard Our Football Camp Show

    Everyone getting excited about the upcoming season of Hard Knocks: Dallas Cowboys has every right to be. With a colorful cast of characters to choose from like Terrell Owens, Pacman Jones (please), Tony Romo and the mesmerizing handywork of Jerry Jones' plastic surgeon, it'll be entertaining television even for those who don't enjoy HBO's other reality programming. More »
    05/07/08
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Magnakai Haaskivi: @Clare, @Jen P: "7-on-7: My seven inches hitting her 7 IQ" is the best I can come up with. more » | Other threads

  • vegas baby

    Tony Romo Gambles Like He's Still In Charleston, Ill.

    Want to know the perils of being a "superstar" Dallas Cowboys quarterback who tends to have some trouble getting his team out of the first round of playoffs? If you start dating a featherbrained "pop star," you might end up in Robin Leach's blog — Robin Leach's blog! — with stories about losing $2.5 million in Vegas. More »
    04/29/08
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    By Leitch

    Comment by kurt9988: Romo lose $2.5M in Vegas. Uh, no. A phony story. more » | Other threads

  • mysteries

    Tragedy In The Big D

    The birthday party for the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys was celebrated the last night at a Dallas night club where he was joined by friends and family members. Tensions ran high for a little bit when an unexpected guest dropped by and moved through the throngs of people toward the guest of honor. The Cowboys' quarterback became nervous when a doe-eyed , blonde-haired woman with blue icing on her face approached him — should he tell her that she has blue icing on her face? That would be the polite thing to do. More »
    04/22/08
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Fugees-and-Funyuns: Not pictured is when a frosting covered Joe Simpson attempted the same move with Romo. Then again with Jessica. more » | Other threads

  • battle of the swordsmen

    Roethlisberger Attempts To Renew Classic Steelers/Cowboys Rivalry

    Perhaps he was coaxed into saying it by a sound bite-hungry Mike Tirico and Michelle Tafoya. Maybe he was just trying to make the December 7 game between the Cowboys and Steelers a little more melodramatic. Whatever the reason, Big Ben Roethlisberger, drinking champion and clumsy motorcyclist, has seemingly taken a half-hearted shot at Tony Romo and his bubble-headed lass, Jessica Simpson. More »
    04/17/08
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by G.G.: @Peter Cavan: Agreed. We used to have a neat little rivalry with the Browns, too. And then they stopped showing... more » | Other threads

  • tony romo

    Tony Romo is a "fun, fearless male." Sure! [With Leather]

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  • don't do it, tony!

    Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Preparing For Wedded Bliss

    Sure Jessica Simpson may have been a distraction to the Cowboys this past season; the only thing standing between the franchise and a Super Bowl championship (tries to suppress gales of laughter). So to ensure a healthy and successful 2008 season, Tony Romo should dump her, right? Well here's a solution you probably didn't consider, Cowboys fans. He could marry her! I now take you to Us Weekly, where frankly I get all my scoops: More »
    02/21/08
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    By rickchand

    Comment by The Sports Hernia: Wow, how gay is that picture? A bunch of waters? Get choked. more » | Other threads

  • where's uma thurman?

    Tony Romo Needs A Date, Stat

    By now, you might have seen the bizarre Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson singalong thing that the brain has yet to download, let alone comprehend. More »
    01/29/08
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    By rickchand

    Comment by whodatmaninablacksedan: WNBA star Diana Taurasi. 69-1 more » | Other threads

  • who gets custody of the pink jersey?

    Tony Romo Thinks He Can Do Better

    Good news, fellows ... Jessica Simpson may soon be available. So for Heaven's sake start wearing collared shirts! (Preferably popped.) Word is that Tony Romo would like to dump her ... only she's not going easily. Hmm. Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction comes to mind here for some reason. More »
    01/24/08
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Evgeni Merkin: Carrie Underwood...check.Jessica Simpson...check. The Hayden Panettiere watch has begun. more » | Other threads

  • good times, weren't they?

    Today's NFL Season Recap: The Dallas Cowboys

    I've played this six times and it just keeps getting funnier; but then, I've never been known for my taste. It's the Dallas Cowboys' season in eight seconds. Th-that's all, folks. More »
    01/17/08
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Jay-C: That's what Romo gets for trying to stop the Giants D-line with an umbrella and a sign that says "HELP!" more » | Other threads

  • nfc playoffs

    The Lonesome Tony Romo

    Tony Romo is taking all the heat today — it's gonna get to the point that he's going to want to stop wanting to even make the playoffs — but the Cowboys' collapse yesterday was a true team effort. Despite the rosy denials of Cowboys boosters, this was a devastating loss in every possible way. (Look how it made T.O. cry!) Heck, the loss so disoriented coach Wade Phillips that he lost his car keys. That has to be humiliating. And that final "drive" by the Cowboys, in a way, was far more gruesome an indictment of Tony Romo than that botched snap ever was. More »
    01/14/08
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Satyr Icon: If The Cowboys had won the game, Romo would have had 20 minutes alone with Jess... now he has to... more » | Other threads

  • enough with this already

    Strahan Would Totally Tap That

    At first glance it's moral support from an unlikely source: Giants defensive end Michael Strahan says that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson should be given their space. Leave Romo alone! He's a human being! Etc., etc. But you and I know what the real deal is here. Hey Tony, if you ever get tired of her, please don't forget a certain large, gap-toothed individual who took it easy on you in the '08 playoffs. Yes, Strahan wants some of that. Quite a bold move for someone whose body odor is offensive to squirrels. More »
    01/11/08
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Satyr Icon: I sorta shocked that no one is typing about Gisele Bündchen being undefeated this year... more » | Other threads

  • boring gossip crap

    One More NFL Prop Bet, This Time With Jessica Simpson

    No matter how excited you might be for Sunday's Cowboys-Giants game, we assure you, your 16-year-old mistress niece is more so. Because she wants to see if Jessica Simpson is going to be there. (We think. Honestly, we don't know any teenagers. Swear.) More »
    01/09/08
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Horsecollar Takkle: Ronde Barber analysis of Jessica Simpson: "she can be had" more » | Other threads

  • once upon a time in mexico

    Jessica Simpson Is Officially The Yoko Ono Of Sports

    First of all, this post makes me feel dirty; Pat O'Brien dirty. And we did talk about it over the weekend, so perhaps you could skip the whole thing? No? Read on then. More »
    01/07/08
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Larry Burns: @Sigerson: IF they could somehow both lose then I say lobster and cracked crab for everyone! more » | Other threads

  • down mexico way

    Romo and the Simpsons Go South of the Border

    The hand you see in the picture belongs to Jessica Simpson and the ass is that of the uber Cowboy, Tony Romo. Apparently Romo, Simpson, her parents, and a few of his teammates are taking advantage of the bye week by crossing the border for some fun in the sun. The scoop comes after the jump from Flynet Online via Cousins of Ron Mexico at The Big Lead. More »
    01/05/08
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    By Unsilent Majority

    Comment by Gadgetgirl: Let me be the first (?) female to say that Tony isn't *that* remotely hot to me. His face... more » | Other threads

  • what could possibly go wrong?

    Brady Is Giving Romo Dating Advice Now?

    Apologies in advance for this item. You should know that, if you click on it, there will be a Britney Spears photo, the weekend box office receipts for Alvin and the Chipmunks, and the headline: Jamie Lynn's baby-daddy is a 'lying, cheating dog.' Hey, it's New Year's Eve; who's reading this anyway? On to the Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson news. More »
    12/31/07
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman): Smash Williams told Romo that when he gets bored with her to suggest an open relationship. more » | Other threads

  • nfl

    Jessica Simpson Won't Be In Romo's Head, More Like Against It

    It might seem a skosh ridiculous that Carolina Panthers fans are going balls out on this Jessica Simpson cutout distraction thingy tonight against Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys, considering that Terrell Owens has said repeatedly that Simpson really isn't a distraction to the team after all. So the Cowboys should win easily, right? More »
    12/22/07
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    By sussman

    Comment by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: @calmasacucumber: Pokey Chatman? The interwebs work in Soviet Russia, who knew? more » | Other threads

  • three's company

    Show Romo Your Love On Saturday

    So, do you REALLY want to get into Tony Romo's head on Saturday? Show up at the game wearing a Jessica Simpson mask; hilarity is sure to ensue! It's all thanks to the new site RuinRomo.com; which I discovered thanks to a commenter. The site provides a Jessica Simpson mask which can be printed out, cut out and worn to the game; plus, helpful hints on reminding our hero just how distracting his girlfriend can be. (Includes the instruction: "Paste popsicle stick to bottom for easy handling."). More »
    12/21/07
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Fawn Liebowitz: @DirksEvilTwin: Ouch! more » | Other threads

  • creepy, learing broadcasters

    Joe Buck Verbally Gropes Jessica Simpson. Eww.

    About the only thing missing from Joe Buck's commentary here is Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen walking out from the hallway to question him. BUCK: "I only wanted to talk, I swear." HANSEN: "I have your transcript right here; it's pretty explicit." More »
    12/17/07
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    By rickchand

    Comment by Tyrone Briggs: Is it really that big of a deal to conquer Nick's hand-me-downs? more » | Other threads

  • fantasy armageddon

    The Day Your Fantasy League Went Nuts

    Just about any fantasy team that's had any sort of success this season has had either Tony Romo or Tom Brady as their quarterback. Both have had outstanding seasons that few expected; in our own league, one guy has Brady and Randy Moss. He has been dominating all season. Until yesterday. More »
    12/17/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Mr_Horse: @BigRicks: I'm dumb, sorry. more » | Other threads

  • jerry jones

    Jerry Jones' new top-secret assignment. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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  • tony romo

    Two Attractive Humans, Walking Down The Street

    For whatever reason, there are people who have been clamoring to see photos of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson together. We do not know why. More »
    12/04/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by drewheyman: Romo looks like the guy from Evil Dead in that picture. He knows something about confidence, and where to find... more » | Other threads