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    A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?

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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery.

    Lauren Sanchez is so happy with this. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder
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    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    She doesn't look like pigskin to me.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad?

    Alanis Morissette just cringed.
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    Image of Bill_D_Cat Bill_D_Cat
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Had a girlfriend once who was a vegetarian. I asked her why, since there's lots of reasons why someone would do that (medical, religious, whatever). She said (in a rather preachy tone, IIRC), that she was against animal cruelty. I followed up with "What about that leather belt you wear? And your favorite footwear, which happens to be those black leather boots?" She had no answer.

    The next day, she quit vegetarianism.

    Oh, and PETA sucks. #watercoolerfodder
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    11/12/09

    @Bill_D_Cat: What a wonderful story. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/12/09

    In reply to A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
    Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
    The Falcons have never made the playoffs two consecutive years in a row. Just sayin'.
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
    C'mon, now, it's not like Gonzalez is the second coming of Alge Crumpler. He's all catch and no block. It won't be long before things fall apart in the blocking schemes and the center cannot hold the line together.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    04/23/09

    @toledostripper:


    +1 beast slouching towards Atlanta, waiting to be born

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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
    The Falcons are considered a Super Bowl contender?


    Their 11-5 record last year included wins against the Lions, Chiefs and Raiders.


    They also had wins against the Bears, Packers and Rams.


    They split with the Bucs, Panthers and Saints.


    The also beat the pedestrian Chargers and Vikes.

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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    04/23/09

    @CitizenStrange: Oh Hey Debbie Downer. www.sadtrombone.com
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
    Kansas City just lost its hottest woman in the city.



    Now, this is the hottest one in KC.


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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/23/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: That's not lady, that's Popeye Jones.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
    The first thing I think of when I associate Falconer and five dollars, is giving John Cheever blow job behind a dumpster.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
    Thus forcing the four remaining Hispanics in Kansas City to invite the black guy to their next poker game.
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    Image of HIV 2 Elway HIV 2 Elway
    04/23/09

    @ClintonPortishead: KCK is damn near 100% hispanic. What isn't hispanic is nice midwestern white trash.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/23/09

    @HIV 2 Elway: Never been. This is what I get for basing my assumptions of middle America on cable television.
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