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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Has Cowherd blamed it on his thug lifestyle yet?
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    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    He'll be fine, it's not October 25th.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Per standard operating procedure, emergency crews smashed out the back window of the truck with a golf club and dragged Henry's girlfriend to safety.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Police are currently investigating reports that the truck was traveling at speeds in excess of Ochocinco miles per hour.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Walter Cronkite is reporting "He looks fine to me."
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Starting a fake Twitter account called BioDome10 is no way to get Pauly Shore's hopes up.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/16/09

    @Matt Sussman: You always know just what to say.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    This is seriously fucked. Anyone know if the Bengals have released a statement?
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    12/16/09

    @Lionel Osbourne:

    Per FoxSports:
    Bengals spokesman Jack Brennan said he had little information other than Henry was badly hurt.

    "We are aware he was in an accident and that his injuries are very serious," Brennan told The Associated Press. "We are obviously staying in touch with the situation and are ready to offer whatever assistance we can."
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    Image of Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre
    12/16/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: Gotta imagine we'll be on quiet time for the next little while. If Henry's at the hospital and its as bad as reported, its decision making time for family, etc.

    If you need me, I'll be sitting around here counting my blessings and being generally bummed that Chris Henry may never get a chance to fully straighten out his life and maximize his second chance.
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    Lionel Osbourne promoted this comment Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre was starred Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Wow... best wishes to his family and fiancee. Won't be easy for her.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    HuffPo took down their "He's DEAD" story, too.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    SBB said he's died.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/16/09

    Just found out the account was fake.
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    Edited by Lionel Osbourne at 12/16/09 7:14 PM Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
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    12/16/09

    Deleted.
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    Edited by Lionel Osbourne at 12/16/09 7:08 PM Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
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    12/16/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: Did not see Barry's update. My bad.
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    12/16/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: FB Outsiders said that's a fake twitter account.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/16/09

    @Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Yeah, I just saw that. Pretty fucked up.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Should have used the man-step.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/16/09

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    Maybe nuthin' but there could be a Trahan-OSHA-Golf-Audi-Tiger-Industrial complex:

    "Congratulations D.J. It's always special to see our family name on top. I've been following your young career for the past three years now. Every weekend I look you up on PGATOUR.com, hoping that you could line up a few top 10s to make sure that you stay in the top 125. I enjoy playing golf myself but I'm just an 18 handicap. That's ok, considering that I only get to play 10 to 12 rounds a season. My 4-year-old son James has taken a liking to the game also. His favorite player is Tiger but he did notice that you have the same cap (Nike) as Tiger. Keep it up D.J., I know that this is just one of many other wins for you on the TOUR. Wishing you all the best, Marc Trahan"

    [www.pgatour.com]

    D.J. Trahan is the pro golfer. There's a Marc Trahan that is a bigwig at Audi.

    (OSHA because there's a Tina or Christina Trahan who is associated with labourer/construction worker rights organizations, and Chicago, which would make a great cover for a mob princess, and you know we've got to have a mob princess involved where there's sports and huge money, so even if she's not the right Trahan, let's keep her involved).
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/16/09

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    If any readers know more information about this woman, please don't hesitate to unload on me.

    Nice try, but Linda Cohn stopped reading Deadspin months ago.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/16/09

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    If Tiger took my advice and dressed like the Fonz, his womanizing would be charming.
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    12/16/09

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    I'll poke around, but please send me your list of top movies of the past 20 years.
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