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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:48 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    Maybe nuthin' but there could be a Trahan-OSHA-Golf-Audi-Tiger-Industrial complex:

    "Congratulations D.J. It's always special to see our family name on top. I've been following your young career for the past three years now. Every weekend I look you up on PGATOUR.com, hoping that you could line up a few top 10s to make sure that you stay in the top 125. I enjoy playing golf myself but I'm just an 18 handicap. That's ok, considering that I only get to play 10 to 12 rounds a season. My 4-year-old son James has taken a liking to the game also. His favorite player is Tiger but he did notice that you have the same cap (Nike) as Tiger. Keep it up D.J., I know that this is just one of many other wins for you on the TOUR. Wishing you all the best, Marc Trahan"

    [www.pgatour.com]

    D.J. Trahan is the pro golfer. There's a Marc Trahan that is a bigwig at Audi.

    (OSHA because there's a Tina or Christina Trahan who is associated with labourer/construction worker rights organizations, and Chicago, which would make a great cover for a mob princess, and you know we've got to have a mob princess involved where there's sports and huge money, so even if she's not the right Trahan, let's keep her involved).
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12:39 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    If any readers know more information about this woman, please don't hesitate to unload on me.

    Nice try, but Linda Cohn stopped reading Deadspin months ago.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12:39 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    If Tiger took my advice and dressed like the Fonz, his womanizing would be charming.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12:36 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    I'll poke around, but please send me your list of top movies of the past 20 years.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:23 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    " . . . she's got some curious connections to Tiger and lots of other people."

    Other curious connections include syphilis, herpes and a love of old movies.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12:20 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    And another thing. Jerry Chang isn't even Chinese!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:26 PM

    @ScientificMapp: It used to be Changstein.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12:15 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    This woman has a lot of insight into what the super-rich and super-famous do during their downtime

    If there anything like me, they enjoy carpentry, painting seascapes and the occasional 5k fun run.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12:21 PM

    @Stev D: I'm guessing that the super-rich and super-famous don't actually enjoy the occasional 5k fun run, but are harangued into it by their girlfriends who are all into half-marathons and stuff, and do it just to compromise and keep the peace.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:27 PM

    @David Hume: Also there's the free T-shirts, which they can hand out as Christmas presents to their staff.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:28 PM

    @David Hume: You're right. I recently saw C. Everett Koop grimacing and rolling his eyes through the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12:10 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    All of this elbow-rubbing with athletes and moguls...

    C'mon, who hasn't partied with Tommy John?
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    Image of nickarmst nickarmst
    12:14 PM

    @David Hume: Dave Dravecky, for starters.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12:06 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    Tiger's private plane posse

    As opposed to Payne Stewart's private plane, Possum.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:28 PM

    @ClintonPortishead: It's actually "Paws'em."

    Get it? Because I do!
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12:30 PM

    @ClintonPortishead:

    That's cold.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    01:41 PM

    @miss_msry: So's Payne.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    03:11 PM

    @The Lone Scout:

    Like I said.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:03 PM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    AJ is intimidated by Chris Albrecht, but in fairness he once had the crap kicked out of him by Michael Chiklis.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11:59 AM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin

    AJ, there's a Kelly Tilghman on line one. Something about using the words "lynch" and "Tiger" in the same sentence.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11:59 AM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    please don't hesitate to unload on me.

    Holly Sampson said the same thing to Tiger.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:53 AM

    In reply to Tina Trahan: Tiger's Social Linchpin
    You can keep your Bryon Bell. I'll stick with Byron Allen.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11:59 AM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: you just found the only known picture of him in existence where he's not sitting in a director's chair with big movie poster behind him.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:11 PM

    @Juancho: Have you seen his report on Have You Heard About The Morgans? He imitated a British accent and had Hugh Grant rolling with laughter!
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    12:13 PM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Hugh was actually laughing at the resemblance between Byron and Divine Brown
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12:29 PM

    @TT-Zop: Soft, chocolate lips...
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/15/09

    In reply to Mailbag: Getting Old Blows
    It's not quite getting laid at an airport, but when I was 20, I chatted up a hot 30-something woman at a Midway Airport bar (I was using my fake ID) and ended up going out to her Volvo in the parking garage to smoke weed. That was a good day.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/15/09

    @Pete Gaines: A 20-something girl got drunk in the seat next to me on a Tuesday morning flight to Las Vegas and started showing me naked pictures of herself on her cell phone (yes I was encouraging her a bit). About 20 minutes before we landed she tried to get me to follow her into the bathroom to bang her, which I politely declined. She started throwing up over Wayne Newton's house.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/15/09

    In reply to Mailbag: Getting Old Blows
    Hands down the best place to use the bathroom if you're out in public is Borders or Barnes and Noble. There's never anyone in there, they're always clean because it's nothing but nerds using them and they're always discreetly placed in the back of the store down a little hallway.

    If you ever need to take a shit while at Fisherman's Wharf in San Fran, walk two blocks to the B&N. I took a nice 30 min dump there and avoided the cauldron of AIDS.
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