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Trevor Immelman, Big Black Dildos, Ham Sandwiches, Whippings And The Abandonment Of Game Plans

This is BALLS DEEP With Big Daddy Drew (BallsĀ® is a registered trademark and has been used with the expressed written consent of AJ Daulerio). It's gonna be like an SI Point After column, only with dick jokes. You can email him here.

There are two notable comedy clubs in Manhattan that hold amateur nights. The first is the New York Comedy Club, which is located in the Murray Hill area. The second is Stand Up NY, which is on the Upper West Side. If you want to get on stage for Amateur Night at either club, you have to call in advance, guarantee a certain number of friends will be coming with you (usually 10 or more), and that they will all pay full cover and two-drink minimum. Do that, and you get five minutes.

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Some Guy Other Than Tiger Wins Masters

There's something inherently charming about the ceremony that follows a Masters Championship. For winning the most prestigious golf tournament, you don't get a trophy, or a plaque, or an oversized check. You win a jacket. Here, friend, congratulations; have a jacket. Stay warm, friend. More »

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You're the Immelman


It wasn't the most thrilling of finishes, but Trevor Immelman is your 2008 Masters champion regardless. Immelman, the first South African to be jacketed champion at Augusta since Gary Player in 1978, was able to protect the lead he held from the tournament's first round. Immelman's 75 wasn't all that pretty, but given the way the tough conditions decimated the rest of the leaderboard, it is impressive. On a side note, it should come as no surprise that Trevor has a crazy hot wife and a cute kid. Defending champ Zach Johnson thinks he'll have it all as soon as he embraces somebody as his personal savior. More »