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    Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field

    Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
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    Image of Carl Everett, Jurassic Park Tour Guide. Carl Everett, Jurassic Park Tour Guide.
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field

    The Jean Shorts, Fingered Girlfriend and boob popper are courtesy of me. Here's a jean shorts picture we can all enjoy. I'll continue posting them throughout the day.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/31/09

    @Carl Everett, Jurassic Park Tour Guide.: +1 to you, sir. A chuckle was had.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field
    If you ask nicely I will email you my set of jean shorts

    Later that day

    "What do you mean 'Attachment File Not Found'?? The shorts are right in my hand!!"
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    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field
    they spent the late 1980s threatening to hie themselves to St. Petersburg

    Also known as the "Robert Hanssen Defense."
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    Image of Eamus Catuli Eamus Catuli
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field
    How many of these drunk stories are from the Deadspin Pants Party?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/31/09

    @Eamus Catuli: 2 Deadspinners got the boot from the Cell. I didn't even know they had any sort of standards regarding public drunkeness in the place. And I was not allowed to buy any more beer for another one. He was cut off. If you could see the drunks in that place, you would have new found respect for the level of drunkeness that took place this year.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field
    About two months ago I watched as a young man fingered his girlfriend in the left field seats.

    This is OK as long as it wasn't actually Joan Cusack. Yikes.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/31/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field
    Bridgeport is powerful? This must be why they still sell Axe body spray.
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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    Thinking this is infinitely do-able! YAY!


    Also, re: Detroit - I believe the same July 10th-12th-ish home stand was thrown out. Is this going to be official this go 'round, or shall Weezy and I convene again this year?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    @Becky_MI:


    That weekend is good for me, Mother Hen.

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    The REAL question is, who draws the short straw in the Fornelli-Sooze pool?
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    Image of Fornelli Fornelli
    02/09/09

    @notthequarterback: Well Sooze drew it last year. Hey, wait a minute...
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    02/09/09

    @Fornelli: Hi-oh!
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    Image of Yinka Double Dare Yinka Double Dare
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    Hard for me to blame the initial bar for a gas leak considering the place is the longest continually operating bar in Chicago - it's old as hell and I'm sure things fall apart occasionally. It even served during Prohibition -- there are benefits to being across the street from the Democratic HQ for that ward.


    As for it being the Pirates, well, at least it's a team the Sox should beat. Last year I at least had some optimism. This year, uh, not so much.


    Just hoping I can go. Normally my wife and I are in Detroit for Memorial Day weekend, but she has a potential school program of several weeks in China that she would leave for the prior week, leaving me to be a jackass for several weeks, and therefore ensuring my presence.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/09/09

    @Yinka Double Dare: Yay, we love jackassery!
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    $72.50? THAT'S AN ELITE FLYER PARTY.
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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    Mi, mi, mi, mi, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    I'll be there, but someone is gonna have to split a hotel room with me or I'm sleeping in my car in the Cellular Field parking lot


    /not a rapist

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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    02/09/09

    @BigTenObsession: not a rapist and not female. I keep learning more and more about you.
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    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    May 23rd? When's Memorial Day weekend this year? I might be able to pull that off. Are Jerkwheat and Yostal going to be there?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/09/09

    @DougOLis: It's the Monday after. Works out well.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    02/09/09

    @Katni: awesomeness
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    Someone should also look into the all you can eat and drink tickets for the Braves...starts at $60...
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    @12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich:


    I did it 2 years ago and won't organize it again. Took a bath on unused tickets and several people backed out at the last moment and left me holding already purchased tickets. Good time was had by those who did attend. I will go, if someone else does it.

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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/09/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: That sucks. How many are needed for a group? I wouldn't be opposed to a mini one sometime with the locals...
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/09/09

    @12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: How bout we buy the $5 seats and on our own for the beer. I can only get two Suntrust Club tickets a game.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    @12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich:


    25 is the minimum for group sales. We could do fewer if we each bought individual tickets to the same game. We'd just all have to arrange for a game to go to. There are more locals now than there were 2 years ago.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    @Artie Fufkin:


    Buy $5 seats and sit in The Chop House the whole game.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/09/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:


    That's kind of what we did for Detroit. Each of us bought our own standing room seat.

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    02/09/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: @Artie Fufkin: I'm down for whenever...so we'll figure something out when the time gets a little closer...
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    Image of Choco Taco Choco Taco
    02/09/09

    In reply to Announcing The Third Annual Deadspin Midwest Pants Party
    I'm 16 and a Cubs fan, so it could be a great time watching everyone get sloppy
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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    02/09/09

    @Choco Taco: Someone get this kid a beer.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/09/09

    @Back to Azian Zero: Dude, it's the South Side. You can buy in pretty much any bar there. At least you could back when I was younger.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/09/09

    @Back to Azian Zero: Underage 'spinners can only lead to good and wholesome things occurring.
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