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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    It's probably best that Jerry Sloan not find out what Facebook is right now. Until Fesenko changes his picture.


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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    His Facebook Connect comments on Deadspin were even more disturbing:


    Дніпропетроська оасть!! корай!!


    /Кремеуцький автобільний

    //завод писанка Пантелеймон Куліш!

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/09/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    06/09/09

    @ArkansasFred: I'm guessing the first part is "Fuck the Yankees! cock!" and one of the slashes is "dick joke"
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    Does Facebook have an option for multiple wives?
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    Keep him the fuck away from Mrs. Kirilenko's tweets.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    Things Jerry Sloan enjoys:
    - Unfiltered Camels
    - Conservative Ties
    - Pick and Rolls
    - His worn in Gonzaga sweatshirt (gift from Stockton)


    Things Jerry Sloan dislikes:
    - Texas Instruments
    - Gays
    - European Music
    - Derek Fisher's daughter

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    Did he just declare a Thumb War on himself?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/09/09

    In reply to Careful, Jazz Players. Jerry Sloan Is Monitoring Your Facebook Status Updates.
    Hey Jerry, when you're doing the "detaching your thumb from your hand" trick, you're not supposed to actually tear your thumb off.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    At least you can rest now that you have a good photo to send out in your 2009 Christmas card.
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    Worst. House of Games remake. Ever.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    I wonder if AJ adjusted his signature move and gave her a "Smoky Typhoon."
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    Image of AliciaSacramonesBrownie AliciaSacramonesBrownie
    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    Has she ever seen a man struck with a cookie sheet ?
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    05/01/09

    @AliciaSacramonesBrownie:


    Unrelated to this thread... I still think you have the dirtiest handle on this site.


    This occurs to me every time I see you post. It's Pretty Fantastic, but sometimes oddly unsettling.

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    Image of AliciaSacramonesBrownie AliciaSacramonesBrownie
    05/01/09

    @Adonis:


    Originally it was "Browneye" but I thought that would lead to legal issues involving me and a guy named Bubba

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    05/01/09

    @AliciaSacramonesBrownie:


    Oh Brownie is much, much better. No comparison. The entendres with a sweet deseret, a girlscout bakesale...


    I've thought about this too much, haven't I? Anyway, it's just a wonderfully dirty handle. A little Je ne sais quoi to it.

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    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    Linda Cohn is locating her best bunny-boiling recipe right now.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    Deleted Scenes is really picking up steam this week.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    Hey, did anyone notice she's Asian???
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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    05/01/09

    @ClintonPortishead:


    We are all colorblind here at the Deadspins.

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    05/01/09

    @ClintonPortishead:


    Um, yes. Yes, I did.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/01/09

    @ClintonPortishead: "Oh my God! Oh my God! AJ Daulerio has been grifted! I think it was an Asian chick or something...there was this lady, she looked Asian... and she was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was...Asian."
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/01/09

    @Fatty_B: I'm pretty sure it could be a picture of her throwing a bucket of gasoline on an aflame Jose Conseco, and half the comments would have to do with her being Korean.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/01/09

    @ClintonPortishead: And if she were from Kenya half the jokes would be about how much endurance she had in the sack, and if she were from Canada the jokes would be about how she is able to get over her STIs because of the socialized medicine up there, and if she was from Minnesota half the jokes would be about how all of her grifting was actually surprisingly nice, and if she were from the South half would be about how she only targeted black people in her cons and if she was from San Francisco half the jokes would be about how she was planning on stealing from people so that she could redistribute the wealth to lazy poor people so that they could marry other lazy poor people of the same sex.
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    05/01/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead:


    For the record, I'd be awfully impressed with Deadspin if her being Canadian would launch a slew of socialized medicine jokes... really, that'd be special.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/01/09

    @Adonis: Okay, so maybe that one was just me.


    For Canada we might have to go with some form of hockey joke instead.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/01/09

    In reply to A Weird, Random Thursday Night Spent With The Hipster Grifter, Devoted Utah Jazz Fan
    All in all, this is bound to have a happy ending.
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    05/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:


    Chuckle (Nods head).

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