I was unaware that O.J. was adopted by a roving gang of beer-swilling white people, but then again, it's always tough to keep track of that guy's escapades. But he is trying to get out of prison again, apparently. He just can't sit still.

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Just a few things. No, Gawker didn't buy a Vampire Blog. That's an ad. It says "sponsored post" in the lower right hand corner. It's a little confusing, but then plenty of things in life are confusing but you figure them out and then find something else to get aggravated about. It's a vicious, blood-sucking cycle. Yes, I just said that.

Let's all just do our best to coexist. And I think you can comment on those posts, too. So that's a plus. I guess. Fuck me? Great.

Here's a still from "Embrace Of The Vampire" where the author of "Safe At Home: Confessions Of A Baseball Fanatic" and the woman from "The Golden Child" kiss each other:

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Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin and any and all vampire posts that will surely test your patience for the next couple weeks. How about werewolves? You like werewolves?

You know Twilight: The movie that has made $800 billion since Friday, $10.75 of it mine. Most of it was incomprehensible, due to me not being a 14-year-old girl. But then, suddenly, came this scene , where the vampires gather in an empty field, choose sides (with uniforms, as you can see in the photo) and get it on!

Instead of me trying to describe this perplexing moment in cinema, I'm going to leave it to you. Did you see Twilight? Are you a baseball fan? Send me a one- or two-paragraph review of the baseball scene in the movie, and I'll post the best one Monday. That way people won't have to waste their money on the rest of the movie just to see that scene. So can you help me out here? Thanks.

Squealing Fans Gather For Midnight Opening Of Twilight [San Jose Mercury]