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    Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    If you think she looks good now, imagine how she looks through Bode Miller's beer goggles!
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    I saw Spherical Cow and got excited for a physics post, but then remembered Deadspin Physics club meets wednesdays
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    12/03/08

    @HockeyMountain: Which is today... I'll use the Heisenberg excuse. I know where I am so I can't possibly be expected to know what day it is.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    Like AC/DC, Lindsey has big balls.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    Fine, Rick, but can you make her yodel? And that fantasy? Kind of cheesy.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    Road Beef. It's not just for baseball players.
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    Image of GorgeForeman GorgeForeman
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    I'd like to point out that the last time Rick was this head-over-heels, it ended with a pants-less surveillance video appearance and multiple restraining orders.
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    12/03/08

    @GorgeForeman: I must stay at least 200 yards away from Adrianna Huffington at all times.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    Christy Kerr is not impress by her trophies.
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    Image of DAGOTRON DAGOTRON
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    It's because she's the only professional athlete I know who has pet cows.


    But what about Rinku and Dinesh?!?!?!?

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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    12/03/08

    @DAGOTRON: Don't qualify: they play for the Pirates. (Listens for rim shot. It doesn't come).


    I only bust Pittsburgh's balls because Dennis Miller is from there.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    She is udderly beautiful
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    I'd slalom her slopes.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    @Sports-Pun: The mooguls are only calf the problem, the jumps are an udder nightmare.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    It's because she's the only professional athlete I know who has pet cows.


    Stop trying to bait me into a joke about Vince Wilfork's wife.

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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/03/08

    In reply to Lindsey Vonn Loves Spherical Sports Trophies, Cows
    How does she fare on the mooguls?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    @Sports-Pun: I think she's milking that leg injury.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/03/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Laugh all you want; I think Ms. Vonn is a work of bovine inspiration.
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