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    Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year

    Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    I'd say more like one in a million.

    So you're telling me there's a chance.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    "I've looked into Wade's eyes... on my 60-yard HD Jumbotron. I've invited him into my gorgeous new office, and sat next to him in the 500-gallon hottub I got in there, and we've had great strategy sessions. I've drafted all the best players for him. And even Jason Witten. I've had sex with his wife. I know everything there is to know about Wade, and let me tell you, let me be perfectly clear, Jason Garrett is a person I trust." #wadephillips
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    Hideo Kojima Thinks Solid Snake Totally Beat The Patriots Last Year #wadephillips
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
    But the Skins are still fucked, right? Right. #wadephillips
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall.

    John Walsh's ears are burning.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year

    Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Miles Austin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Jessica Simpson and curse her whole family; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Simpson's retard vagina, while tragic, probably got me off repeatedly in Los Cabos, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to be gotten off by retard whores. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like low IQ, silicone tits, chlamydia. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to achieve something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a whore and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Did you order the Smirnoff red?
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Nothing says winner like an anklet.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    It's exhausting to lay around in the pool all day like that. Makes you believe in nothing, including the Cowboys' chances this year.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Nice shorts, fucktard.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips

    You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I stopped doing Prop Bets after I won $1,000 because Payne Stewart didn't win The Tour Championship in '99.
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    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: Payne Stewart's plane vs. The Field.
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    Image of kylejahner kylejahner
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: That's cold. (Seriously, I think the windows just frosted up.)
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    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: I didn't fare as well with my prop bet that Cory Lidle would be the Yankees' opening day starter in 2007.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Tony Romo's lack of Lieberman is a debaclement! He should be extrapolated from the team for his missed erection!
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year

    He promised to get a blow job from one of his superior officers?
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    So he's saying the Cowboys need a black quarterback?

    A white quarterback is all like, "Pardon me, chap, as I toss this pigskin downfield to my compatriot."

    But a black quarterback is all, "Shiiiiiiittt motha fucka I'm slangin' this bitch all over the field!"
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    09/09/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: White quarterbacks do a naked boot like this. Black quarterbacks do a naked boot like thisssssss.
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