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    Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge

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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    "When Harry Truman received his (World War I) uniform, his eagerness got the best of him. He made a special trip to Grandview, Missouri to visit his grandmother, Louisa Young. The uniform was blue with red stripes down the trouser legs, red piping on the cuffs, and a red fourragère over the shoulder. When his grandmother saw this uniform, she was outraged. She said that the uniform reminded her of the Union soldiers that pillaged the family farm during the Civil War. She told her grandson never to come back wearing that uniform. He never did."

    And Bobby Bowden is older than Truman's grandma.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Old people loves grudges. My grandfather, until the day he died, refused to shop at Acme because they stock "too many Goya products."
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/09/09

    @ArkansasFred: I'll never forget when my grandpa relented in his boycott of Japanese automobiles and got a Honda in the early 90s. So I spraypainted REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR on it.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Thanks for the Maiden, Barry. But, I prefer my avation oriented heavy metal with gun camera footage....and Lemmy.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Now I have to go to NYC to try and sleep with Granderson. It was much more convenient when he was just 4 hours away.

    A girl can dream, can't she?
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    Image of cromartie cromartie
    12/09/09

    @J-No: He gets erectile dysfunction with left handers. Just so you know.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/09/09

    @cromartie: I'm a rightie, so I am not worried.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Bobby Bowden says he won't do any fundraising for Florida State after he retires.

    Great, now how am I going to get your wife's signature Rice Krispies Treats.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Happy Wednesday. Go make some instant coffee.

    "Aces High" from "Live After Death"? I won't be needing any coffee now, thank you.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    In reply to Open Your Mouth, Here Comes Victory
    She's not bucocky, she's buconfident.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: I was staring at that picture for an hour, trying to work out that joke.

    Bravo.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Gracias, but the real credit goes to the 392 beers I drank last night, 'cause when I'm massively hung over I'm comically inspired.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Watching the Cincincatti/Pittsburgh game, Matt Millen is orgasmic over Dion Lewis.

    5 minutes into the game and he's compared him to Barry Sanders 3 times. Incredible.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Young Manhattanite? It shouldn't bother me, no...but it does!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    I do remain curious as to why dude's holding up a sign for the nonexistent Interstate 18. Might it be some sort of Diagon Alleyesque passageway to the Wizards of Washington, by which the hapless Nets might abduct an otherworldly Arenas?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Liberal references to Morrissey should keep us all in line today.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: I suspect it would take at least a hatful of hollow-points to do the job.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @Steve U: Well, heaven knows I'm miserable NOW.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    Apologies to Pats fans, but I just can't get over the symmetry here.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/05/09

    @Brazil Thrill: That I don't root for the Nets or live in New Jersey are both consoling thoughts.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Indeed.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    One of us is paying off a four-year-old debt to Deadspin editor AJ Daulerio and that's why we're here. We won't convince you otherwise.

    I'd say if you can go the next 6 hours without terrible political satire and pointing out which players have the nicest asses, you'll be ahead of the weekend guest editor curve.

    Of course I could be wrong.
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    Image of Crash Davis Crash Davis
    12/05/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I'd say the fact that they got a post up before noon is a good sign.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    We will attempt to deliver you timely but most likely outdated sports content in the fashion of Larry King's USA Today column.

    For my money, gang, there's no better clock manager than Andy Reid.

    You know who should sing the national anthem at every game? Miss Bernadette Peters.

    Kudos to those fine folks who invented the NHL puck tracker.

    Two minutes in a locked closet with Bill Parcells is like ten years of assistant coaching.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @ClueHeywood: + 1 Andy Rooney.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Nets Set The Tone For A Day Of Celebrating The Smallest Victories
    " . . . you'll see we're Real America Assholes."

    It's gotta feel good to know that Sarah Palin would approve of your patriotic, Middle America, small-town brand of assholery.
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