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    Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster

    Ma'am, There's A Dog In Your Crotch: Tales From Westminster

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster


    Ahh, the first known victim from the school of John Rocker.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    but a good bitch joke still brings down the house around here.


    Don't forget hoes and tricks.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    What about the dog that won? I haven't seen a 10-year old bitch perform that well since War of the Worlds.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/11/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    And now, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs...
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    Second, it's that the Deadspin commentariat does not tire of jokes about bitches


    Hoc-key jokes on the other hand...

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    Now that looks like a fast dog. Is that faster than a greyhound?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/11/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    It's a shame to think that, in some parts of the world, these dogs are eaten.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    No pictures of the Mutt Cutts van?
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    Love reading the Westminster story every year. Cracks me up. Good job Petchesky.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    ...the Deadspin commentariat does not tire of jokes about bitches. I'm not sure if it's more misogyny or immaturity...


    Close. It's Oedipus complex.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/11/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    What makes it worse is my mom is dead.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    the Deadspin commentariat does not tire of jokes about bitches


    Shut up, bitch.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/11/09

    In reply to Back To Bitches: Tales From Westminster
    That Italian dog reminded me of this.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ma'am, There's A Dog In Your Crotch: Tales From Westminster
    At least there's no Berman, or Stu Scott, or Joe Buck or any of those morons--


    And the Happy Legs!--how to modify the design to fit, say, 6'1, 230?? Any ideas (must include the leash around the neck, of course)

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ma'am, There's A Dog In Your Crotch: Tales From Westminster
    Is that a bush dog in the first image?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/10/09

    In reply to Ma'am, There's A Dog In Your Crotch: Tales From Westminster
    Do you think they make a Happy Legs device that could support a grown man, say 5'11", 175lbs?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    02/10/09

    @Stev D: You mean a Segway?
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