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    Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves

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    Image of dinalohan dinalohan
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    I know it's heresy, but Vin is really not that good. If you catch one game a series, he's okay, but you can only hear "Uggla, in Swedish, means owl", once in a lifetime, not three games in a row.
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    Image of Walk Off HBP Walk Off HBP
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Does the "Deuces wild, two on, two outs, two-two count, in the second inning" count? That's Vin's perfect storm phrase.
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    Paul.B.Dodd promoted this comment Walk Off HBP was starred Walk Off HBP was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Maybe they didn't count repeated phrases.

    "One in the books, he is perfect tonight."
    "Two innings in, pitching perfectly."
    ...
    "After six, on his way to a perfect game."
    "Seven down. No hits. No walks. So far, still perfect."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Nothing Compares 2 [Dodger] Blue?
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Why is WSJ doing sports?
    Vin is the best. Like TC said, he's in the booth by himself so it's not really that verbose compare to a Yankees broadcast on YES or Red Sox on NESN. I think both have 3 men booth.
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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    San Francisco's announcer came in last with 55.44 words per minute, proving it is in fact, hard to talk with a cock in your mouth
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    Dave J. promoted this comment HernandezStache was starred HernandezStache was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/03/09

    @HernandezStache: Sick burn, son. That was very topical, because there are in fact a number of prominent "gay" people living in the greater San Francisco area.
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    Image of TexasGopher TexasGopher
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Vin earned that ass cushion. You're darn right he should be proud of it.
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    Paul.B.Dodd promoted this comment TexasGopher was starred TexasGopher was unstarred
    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Did they really need to have him hold a life-sized replica of his prostate for the picture?
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Man the "Stop the insanity" chick is now reduced to holding one of Vin Scully's balls. Just sad.
     Reply
    Silent Q promoted this comment crazyjoedavola was starred crazyjoedavola was unstarred
    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/03/09

    @crazyjoedavola: Gah!
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    It's probably due to his raging coke habit.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: That explains why he kept screaming "What is this shit? It's mostly baking powder! Can somebody get Mercury Morris on the phone?"
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    Vin Scully came in first, at 143.51

    If you count "cocksucker" as one word, Scully finished the first inning at an even 144.
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    Edited by Stev D at 09/03/09 10:41 AM Stev D was starred Stev D was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    That picture was taken a few years back right before Vin's audition to be a "Fly Girl" on In Living Color.
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    09/03/09

    In reply to Vin Scully Talks A Lot, Science Proves
    For the seventh straight year- Jack Buck comes in last.
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    Steve U promoted this comment Edited by StanGable at 09/03/09 10:37 AM StanGable was starred StanGable was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/03/09

    Strange. For some reason, Harry Kalas' numbers are way off this year.
     Reply
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/01/09

    In reply to Matt Ryan Is A Handsome Man, Science Proves
    How come there are no black QBs in the top 10? Where is Donovan McNabb, Vince Young, JeMarcus Russell, Tavaris Jackson, Byron Leftwich, Jason Campbell!
    Ursinus College is perpetuating racism I tell you! Racism!
     Reply
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/01/09

    In reply to Matt Ryan Is A Handsome Man, Science Proves
    Ben Roethlisberger has a round face, almost rotund. As long as you split down the middle it's going to be symmetrical.
     Reply
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