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    Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    This is odd to me, because looking at recent statistics the Pirates rarely get caught stealing.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    How cute. A March-September romance to mirror the duration of the Pirates' season.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    The two-month-old was returned unharmed on Tuesday, one day after allegedly being taken from its parents by Amalia Tabata Pereira


    It's an anchor baby not a bic pen from the bank counter.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    Oh wait, I got one..how many Venezuelans does it take to steal a baby?

    It takes one! Ha!

    Oh wait, I told it wrong. How come it takes one Venezuelan to steal a baby?

    Cuz they're so darn desperate and mentally unbalanced!

    I guess that's why they call it way-homer.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    Thank goodness the baby was recovered before Amalia gave the baby to the Lady Terrapins basketball team.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    He was hoping he could make the majors and get a wife upgrade before the old model did something crazy.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    Jim Calhoun likes the cut Amalia Tabata Pereira's jib and immediately hires her as an assistant coach/baby kidnapper.
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    Image of Karl Hungus Karl Hungus
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    Are we sure it isn't Crash Davis and Susan Sarandon? Wait, she's actually 33 years older than him. And plastic.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03/25/09

    @Karl Hungus: And hawt.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    When asked for a more concise reason for Mrs. Tabata to do such a thing, Jose replied


    "Her womb was a barren desert in which my seed could find no purchase"

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/25/09

    @crazyjoedavola: +1 bag of diapers
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    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    Has Casey Anthony's legal team been informed of this story yet?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    He was wearing his damn jammies. I don't know, they had Doras and shit on 'em!
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    03/25/09

    @ScientificMapp: That's what this story needs; some Randall Tex Cobb.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!


    Look out you bilge rat, I'm here to take my plunder!

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    The two-month-old was returned unharmed on Tuesday...


    ...after Soul Asylum reunited for a quick video shoot.

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    Image of The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    No Rinku.
    No Dinesh.
    Thanks be to God.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/25/09

    In reply to Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
    I said "lead the league in stolen bases", you idiot!
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