Yankees win first World Series in 10 years after committing nearly three-quarters of a billion dollars to players who will be past their primes when the real money kicks in.
I'd say he's happy for the Yankees like I'm happy for my ex-girlfriend getting married. (She hasn't yet seen her husband's genital herpes outbreaks)
Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best....
All I hear is this in my head.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ - make it stop! #alexrodriguez
Don't forget the "Magic Vagina" theory. Why, since being with her, Owen Wilson has survived a brush with death, Lance Armstrong has taken part in major cycling races without incident, and Heath Ledger has won an Oscar! #alexrodriguez
@SavetoFavorites: I jerked off to "Fool's Gold", next day I won a won a free Croissan'wich. Don't let anyone tell you that thing isn't magic. #alexrodriguez
YAWN. Enjoying a breakfast of fresh babies and cash. Then calling back all your best players who have told us how badly they want to play here. Lunch with Bernie Madoff & Hitler, a quick bang with your mom, then a condolence call to Roman Polanski, a big Phillies fan. Just kidding, he's a Red Sox fan. #newyorkyankees
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I'd say he's happy for the Yankees like I'm happy for my ex-girlfriend getting married. (She hasn't yet seen her husband's genital herpes outbreaks)
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Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best....
All I hear is this in my head.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ - make it stop! #alexrodriguez
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I should probably go eat something. #alexrodriguez
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Thank God the Cardinals were knocked early out. #joegirardi
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This certainly will ease the mind of Yankees' publicist, Lizzie Grubman. #joegirardi
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