Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Learns Painful Lesson About Tackling Rob Gronkowski

Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a rookie, and he still has many lessons to learn about how to survive in the NFL. He received an important bit of knowledge during Sunday's game against the Patriots, though: Unless you are, I don't know, J.J. Watt or the Incredible Hulk, don't ever try to tackle Rob Gronkowski… » 12/02/14 10:21am 12/02/14 10:21am

Gronk Ruins Sergio Brown's Life, Takes Penalty

Rob Gronkowski does not like Sergio Brown, even though the Colts safety used to play for New England. Back in 2012, Brown was the one who caused Gronkowski to break his arm on a point-after attempt. (Gronkowski shouldn't have been in the game that late anyway, but he's not going to be mad at his own coaches.) » 11/16/14 11:13pm 11/16/14 11:13pm

How Man-Child Tight End Rob Gronkowski Revived The Patriots' Offense

Rob Gronkowski—whose skull houses one 14-oz. official NFL "The Duke" football, and whose circulatory system is chiefly responsible for the delivery of Natural Light—has been incredible for the last few weeks. Tom Brady's missed his best receiver at full speed, and they're making up for lost time. Gronk's been the… » 11/06/14 4:02pm 11/06/14 4:02pm

Gronk On Patriots' Offensive Line: They "Should Get Laid Tonight"

Gigantic talking muscle Rob Gronkowski spoke with Tony Siragusa after the Patriots' win over the Bills, and he wanted everyone watching to know that the Patriots' offensive line played like sexy, sexy men today. They did give Tom Brady enough time to find his receivers, while allowing only two sacks. » 10/12/14 6:42pm 10/12/14 6:42pm

Gronk To Host Women's Football Clinic At Harvard. There Will Be Booze.

Sup, ladies. Do you like football? Do you like Rob Gronkowski? Do you want to learn some of the basics of how to play football? Would you like to learn those basics from Rob Gronkowski? Welp, for $99, Gronk is here to help. Provided you're at least 21 years old and you're into drinking before any sort of instruction… » 10/22/13 6:24pm 10/22/13 6:24pm

These Adorable Ducks Are So Ready For Rob Gronkowski's Return

Gronk has not yet been cleared to play for the Patriots on Sunday, but once he is good to go, he's got a group of fans eager to see him back in uniform. Nancy Schön's famous Make Way For Ducklings sculpture at Boston Common has been transformed into Gronk's big little welcoming party. Say hi to the Gronklings,… » 10/11/13 3:57pm 10/11/13 3:57pm

What Really Went Wrong With Rob Gronkowski's Arm Surgeries?

Hours after the 2013 Super Bowl, Rob Gronkowski danced on stage at Encore, the kind of Vegas club you pray your friends never drag you to. As I watched the inevitable TMZ video—Gronk body-slammed a pal onstage—I was less interested in Gronk Gronking than in the black cast encasing his left forearm. » 10/04/13 12:52pm 10/04/13 12:52pm

Some Drama May Be Brewing Between The Pats And The Gronkowskis

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is inactive for today's game against the Atlanta Falcons, despite cautiously optimistic reports that Gronk was ready to return to the field. So what's the hold up? According to NFL.com's Ian Rapoport, it's Gronkowski's father that's pushing to keep his son off the field. » 9/29/13 12:10pm 9/29/13 12:10pm