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What The Fresh Hell Is This Rob Gronkowski Video?

Gregarious tricep Rob Gronkowski did an interview with DuJourwe have no idea what it is, but it claims to be “Where Luxury Lives”—and while the written profile doesn’t cover much new ground outside of Gronk’s drinking preferences, which we’ll get to later, the video accompanying the article is quite ridiculous. » 6/01/15 1:35pm 6/01/15 1:35pm

ESPN Grills Gronk About Patriots' Balls

Cheerful ogre Rob Gronkowski and Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. swung by ESPN this morning to plug some stuff about the Madden cover, but Jay Crawford and Chris McKendry (rightfully) took the opportunity to lob Ballghazi-related questions at Gronk, who answered them by talking about how he likes lifting weights and… » 5/13/15 3:05pm 5/13/15 3:05pm

Gronk: "There's Only One Thing You Can Deflate: Deez Nuts!" 

When asked about his thoughts on Ballghazi earlier today, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, a bottle of Muscle Milk come to life, had no comment except to flex his muscles. Given a few more hours to compose his thoughts, Gronk released a video chastising the media for focusing on Deflategate instead of ever asking… » 5/06/15 9:25pm 5/06/15 9:25pm

TV Reporter Asks Gronk About Ballghazi; Gronk Flexes In Her Face

WBZ’s Julie Loncich confronted Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski today for comment on Deflategate, and Gronk—who was at a previously-scheduled charity event—responded to the CBS affiliate’s reporter in a way only Gronk can: by flexing his biceps. Don’t worry, we’re sure these guns belonging to a New England TE won’t… » 5/06/15 6:07pm 5/06/15 6:07pm

Gronk Plays Dodgeball At Minor League Hockey Game, Loses

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, who wasn't born so much as fermented in a vessel for two months, played dodgeball at Wednesday night's Florida Everblades game. Gronk's instinct was probably to catch any ball thrown near him, but it failed him this time. He got eliminated twice, by throws that looked like… » 2/12/15 11:38am 2/12/15 11:38am

Gronk Catches A Bra, Pretends To Wear It, Signs It For A Fan

Human cloud of hookah smoke Rob Gronkowski did so much Gronk stuff during the Patriots' championship parade that video evidence of his antics are still trickling in almost a week later. In this clip, sent to us by reader Timothy, we see Gronk having a grand ol' time with a bra that someone in the crowd tossed to him. » 2/08/15 2:13pm 2/08/15 2:13pm

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Learns Painful Lesson About Tackling Rob Gronkowski

Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a rookie, and he still has many lessons to learn about how to survive in the NFL. He received an important bit of knowledge during Sunday's game against the Patriots, though: Unless you are, I don't know, J.J. Watt or the Incredible Hulk, don't ever try to tackle Rob Gronkowski… » 12/02/14 10:21am 12/02/14 10:21am

Gronk Ruins Sergio Brown's Life, Takes Penalty

Rob Gronkowski does not like Sergio Brown, even though the Colts safety used to play for New England. Back in 2012, Brown was the one who caused Gronkowski to break his arm on a point-after attempt. (Gronkowski shouldn't have been in the game that late anyway, but he's not going to be mad at his own coaches.) » 11/16/14 11:13pm 11/16/14 11:13pm

How Man-Child Tight End Rob Gronkowski Revived The Patriots' Offense

Rob Gronkowski—whose skull houses one 14-oz. official NFL "The Duke" football, and whose circulatory system is chiefly responsible for the delivery of Natural Light—has been incredible for the last few weeks. Tom Brady's missed his best receiver at full speed, and they're making up for lost time. Gronk's been the… » 11/06/14 4:02pm 11/06/14 4:02pm