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    Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    So Coach McGuirk has pulled a Roger Rabbit and entered the real world?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    If I were a 7-year-old girl, I would follow this man into the pit of hell.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    He expected them to play blindfolded, too? This guy was intense.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    Coach Kinahan has already been hired to coach the Charlestown Chiefs.
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    With that kind of intensity, I'm almost certain he really resigned to take a job as Ron Zook's defensive coordinator.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/31/09

    @OchentaYcinco: +1
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    The political correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines.


    "Furthermore, the Dream Police are not welcome in my bed."

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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    The parents thought this guy was way too much of a pussy, so they're bringing on Glenn Danzig as head coach, and the team will henceforth be known as Green Hell.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    Those are just excerpts? Good Lord, that letter is longer than the Magna Carta.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    Concerned Parent: What's your prediction for the season?

    Michael Kinahan: My prediction?

    Concerned Parent: Yes, your prediction.

    Michael Kinahan: Pain!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    I really feel the US could've used this guy last Saturday.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    Rick how could you cut it off right before the best sentence of that third paragraph??


    Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners.

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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    03/31/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: My bad.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    03/31/09

    @Rick Chandler: No blue slushie for you.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    I do not avoid women Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    03/31/09

    @Rozelle's Bagman: +1 rainwater and grain alcohol for you.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    A shame. Those candy-ass faggots on Team 4 would've never known what hit 'em.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    The political correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines.


    How about state troopers? I think they may need to be present.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/31/09

    In reply to Massachusetts Girls Soccer Coach Resigns Over Hilarious, Possibly Insane Email
    This sausage is probably eighteen years old. This sausage could vote. It could go to war and die for its country.
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