The Bucknell Football Team Takes The Best Profile Pictures
The Bucknell Bison roster page is a treasure trove of goofy profile pictures. In what has to be a concerted effort to have the weirdest looking team, players posed with wacky faces, bizarre facial and top-of-the-head hair, and People's Eyebrows. It's great fun.
Here is a sampling, beginning with the wise-cracking kid from that one movie you saw that time, all grown up:
Clayton " You kiddin' me, kiddie?" Hoffmaster
This guy probably has a nickname like "Stoney":
"Say what?"
"Seriously, I'm not saying that."
Also nicknamed "Stoney":
And, finally, Matthew Steinbeck, unemployed Musketeer:
There are a few more on the page not highlighted here, so check them out for yourself.
h/t @Andrew_Tags
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