The "Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?" Debate Has Reached The Bills' Locker Room

Outside of things that end in “chan” or “gate,” nothing has done more to turn the internet into the trash heap that it is than one terrible question: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Now, those evil words have found victims inside the Buffalo Bills locker room.

It all started with this:

And just kept going from there:

These poor schmucks.

Stop this.

Someone save them.

All is lost.