The NFL Draft's Red Carpet Belongs To Ezekiel Elliot
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Photo via  [object Object]  The NFL Draft is here, which means NFL fans will get way too excited about that QB with tiny hands their team picked and college fans will yell at each other about where players from their alma mater got picked. But it also means pageantry, and a bunch of big dudes in suits. I’m not an expert, but I’d guess that most guys will dress like Joey Bosa, which is to say, not worthy of noting on this blog.
However, Bosa’s teammate, Ezekiel Elliot, is using his time on the red carpet as both a “Fuck you!” to the NCAA and as a way to show off his abs to would-be employers. Win-win.
I hope he gets on stage with the half-shirt and the camera shows Roger Goodell trying to process the lack of propriety.
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