The Preppiest Sports, Ranked

14. Skiing

13. Lawn Bowling

12. Croquet

11. Golf

10. Racquetball

9. Paddle Tennis

8. Dressage

7. Squash

6. Fox hunting

5. Polo

4. Lacrosse

3. Crew

2. Killing your stepmother Muffy so she doesn't see a fucking dime of Daddy's estate

1. Yachting