It's Free Troy Tulowizki Shirt Day at Coors Field, guys! Somehow, some way, the Colorado Rockies had themselves a Troy Tulowitzki Jersey Day and misspelled the man's goddamned name. The only thing they had to do was slap his name on a shirt and they fucked it up. Come on, Rockies.
It doesn't even seem to be just a few of them, it looks like every single jersey is screwed up.
— Lauryn (@lauryn_franco2) July 26, 2014
— Bryan W (@_Bwoss_) July 26, 2014
— Gloria Reynolds (@gr8bugs) July 26, 2014
— Stephen Russell (@StephenPRussell) July 26, 2014
— Chris Beck (@cbeck2004) July 26, 2014
In fairness, the Rockies could be trying to trade Troy Tulowizki to the Mets and hang on to the real Tulo for themselves; you never know. Anyway, bonus: you now have a new euphemism for going to the bathroom.