This post isn't necessary for all of you. Some of you have been around on the internet long enough to know that the Daily Currant is a satirical news site. For the rest of the crowd, though: Stop sharing that dumb Olympics article around. It isn't real.
Remember the Opening Ceremony screwup, when one of the rings on the Olympic logo didn't open up all the way? Pretty funny. Jokes were cracked about how someone would be paying for that, since the easy laugh is that austere Russian president Vladimir Putin shouldn't be crossed.