First, start playing this video put together by Awful Announcing, containing nearly 10 minutes of baseball's biggest homer being audibly sad and frustrated when things don't go the White Sox's way. Then leave it on in the background and go read the best thing you'll see all day.

South Side Sox has compiled a season's worth of Hawk's superlatives—every time Harrelson anointed someone the "best" or the "worst" or the "scariest" or the "greatest" or the "hardest on himself than maybe I've ever seen anybody." It's almost impossible to explain properly, so go right now.

Congrats on your Frick Award nomination, Hawk.

[South Side Sox]