Tony Romo and his wife Candice welcomed their second child into the world yesterday, and they gave the tyke an...uh...interesting name.
The newest Romo is a boy named Rivers. So, yeah, his name is Rivers Romo, which sounds a hell of a lot like Rivers Cuomo, who is the guy from Weezer. Either Tony and Candice have never heard of Weezer before and are in for a bit of a shock once they realize what they've done, or they are both just really big Weezer fans. I say it's 50-50 either way.
Of course, we could make a ton of Weezer-related jokes about this, but why bother?