Travis Kelce Explains His In-Game Wank: "He Deserved A Shot To The Face"

Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, who is really good, was caught making a wanking motion during last night's game against the Broncos. The well-executed wank was in response to Broncos linebacker Von Miller laying a bit of a cheap shot on Chiefs quarterback Alex Smith, and after the game Kelce took to Twitter to explain just who he was wanking at.

Damn. DAMN. That's basically Travis Kelce saying, "I was pretending to ejaculate in Von Miller's face, because that scrub took a shot at my QB." That's good shit-talking! Of course, Kelce quickly deleted the tweet and replaced it with this one:

As far as we can tell, Kelce is the rare football player who isn't all that interested in being as bland and hollow as the league would like him to be. Here's hoping he doesn't "learn his lesson" here, and continues to do and say funny things.