“Oh my God, the gold medal, I can’t believe we did it! Coach, come here! I’m gonna give you the biggest hug ever, I’m just so, so—[Chris Berman voice] WHHAAAAP! Haha, no seriously this time, get up and give me a—WHHAAAAP!”

This is what Risako Kawai’s coach gets for not following the advice I’m sure he’s told her countless times: never let your guard down.