Stay Classy, Cubs Fans (UPDATE)

So, yeah, this happened tonight. Maybe it's time to retire that old stereotype of Philly having the worst fans? The culprit identified, after the jump.

Shane Victorino got a beer dumped on him during the fifth inning of a blowout loss, and Wrigley security clearly tossed the wrong guy - who was pointed out to them by the real douchebag. Deadspin posse, saddle up, we've got a man's life to ruin.

Shane Victorino Gets Unwelcome Shower From Fan At Wrigley [Sun-Times]

[Illustrated screengrab courtesy of reader Mike]

UPDATE: Beer-thrower escaped the ballpark without being fingered, but Chicago PD are asking anyone who has info to contact them. Start snitching!