Patrick Kane's Offseason Drinking Regimen Is Off To A Great Start

Sometimes it's easy to forget that Blackhawks star Patrick Kane is only 23 years old. Wait, did I say "sometimes... easy to forget?" I meant "always... impossible to forget." Here's Kaner being Kaner, as Kaner does, in Madison, Wis., for Cinco de Mayo on Saturday. Evidently he was more welcome than Montee Ball.

One additional note: Kane's shirt, custom made for the occasion, appears to have a photo of drunk Kane on the back. He loves himself, and we love that.

[ Terez Owens]