We're Pretty Sure Steve Young Did Not Say The Texans Had "The Biggest Dick In The League" Last Night

We've received a number of emails about this, and at least one other site has now reported it, no doubt because it has all the trappings of an epic malapropism by one of ESPN's on-air personalities. "Where is that dramatic fight from a team that thinks they have the biggest dick in the league?" Steve Young seems to ask, after which Suzy Kolber can be seen tapping her pen on the table and glancing nervously toward the camera. But after seeing it for ourselves several times, we can confidently report that there seems to be no there there: Young's "dick" is actually a "stick." [ESPN]