• Jose Canseco and his fake reality show]
Cheese wheel.
• Nothing offensive about this, nope.
This lady? Never heard of her. Until now!
Ichiro is wacky.
Every party should have Mr. Met.
• LeBron might be all kinds of amazing.
• Here come the otters! HERE COME THE OTTERS!
• Isiah Thomas, a buck oh five.
• Ah, A-Rod.

That'll do it for us: The Mighty MJD will take you through the weekend. Our book deadline is, uh, Sunday, so we'll be a little busy. Enjoy the sunshine, jerks.